Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[JAHV76]

 

It's all fun and games until the dildos start flying

 

 

It's been a while since I've been to a wedding. I thought they threw garters and bouquets. I wonder if they said "hey dickhead catch this before they threw the dildo?"

[Lou]

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don't even get me started on scientists

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Apparently the photo was taken while she watched.

 

 

 

The FAA doesn't want to jump to conclusions yet, but they have their best people working on this.

 

 

 

 

Stop me if you have already heard this story.

 

 

 

Here, kitty, kitty...

 

 

 

 

Looks like they're trying to think of one right now. And kudos to the copy editor, who was right on top of things as this went to press.

 

 

 

And you thought that there was no good news anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If this happened more often, there would be a lot fewer frustrated guys.

 

 

 

Top anatomical experts explain this mysterious find. Film at 11.

 

 

 

Identification ought to be fairly easy.

[Don]

That top headline is from the University of Kansas student newspaper. I would say it's the second worst student newspaper in the state of Kansas.

[Redondo]

• Deformed mutt named Quasi Modo is crowned World's Ugliest Dog; she wins $1,500 for owner

[Hollyw00d]

I've seen that dog before

[Vegas Halo Fan]

It's all fun and games until the dildos start flying

It's been a while since I've been to a wedding. I thought they threw garters and bouquets. I wonder if they said "hey dickhead catch this before they threw the dildo?"

Looks like he's dressed for a wedding, doesn't it?

[Redondo]

[Tank]

those pictures have been on Facebook which causes me to believe they are nothing but the work of photoshop.

 

i have never in my entire life heard of or seen dogs this gargantuan until the last few months.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Used caskets. There is a market I hadn't considered.

 

 

 

Hey, that's serious business.

 

 

 

If you see this guy, he's someone else.

 

 

 

Go figure.

 

 

 

And you thought that science was dead.

 

 

 

If it were just that simple.

 

 

 

Lewis and Clark. Cross country flatulence.

 

 

 

The rest said "Call me Caitlyn."

 

 

 

Life and Leisure seems like a good spot for the obits if you ask me.

 

 

 

They're getting married next month.

 

 

 

I suppose that is one untapped recruiting resource.

[nate]

Heh yeah CNN got embarrassed.  It was actually someone mocking the ISIS flag with sex toys.

[JAHV76]

Looks like he's dressed for a wedding, doesn't it?

Well the headline was wedding drama. Maybe they were getting married in Vegas?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Well the headline was wedding drama. Maybe they were getting married in Vegas?

 

Dunno. Didn't see any Elvis impersonators.

[Redondo]

Wind river country, Wyoming

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Spirit]

Southern Canada is quite beautiful in some places. 

[Spirit]

 

A Soldier of Rome XXXVII

 

The skull was found in France,with a knife still embedded it it. The skull belonged to a Roman Soldier who died during the Gallic Wars,ca.52 BC.

[Tank]

whoa, that's quite a find.

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Schildog]

[gotbeer]

That is kind of awesome.  Especially considering the movie comes out this weekend.  But we laugh now, can't say she didn't try and warn us.

[Redondo]

 

 

[gotbeer]

 

 

Amerca!!!

[m0nkey]

[Tank]

 

hmm, what was cory doing in chicago?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Southern Canada is quite beautiful in some places.

I have only visited the maritimes (apart from airport stops in Toronto and Montreal) since my family is in Newfoundland. Quite an underrated place for tourism and sightseeing.

My favorite place in St. John's, Signal Hill with Cabot Tower at the top. This is the location where Guglielmo Marconi received the first trans-Atlantic wireless signal in 1901.

Cape Spear, the easternmost point in North America. In the gift shop you can buy a certificate that says that you went to the point, turned your back to the sea and faced every person in North America. I have done that, and I have the certificate.

The Avalon Peninsula is also famous for iceberg sightings. This is Fort Amherst, on the opposite side of the naturally-sheltered harbor from Signal Hill in what is collectively called The Narrows. There is a small neighborhood, a lighthouse and what remains of a World War II artillery battery. My grandfather said that they had to string up submarine nets across The Narrows during the war, otherwise German U-boats could have sailed right into downtown St. John's.

Another view of The Narrows, looking east from downtown with Signal Hill on the left, Fort Amherst on the right and an iceberg just outside the harbor. St. John's is the closest city to where Titanic sank. My grandfather was 12 years old when the ship went down, and he had vivid memories of what went on. Every year on the anniversary of the sinking, a Canadian C-130 flies out to the spot of the sinking and drops a wreath into the sea. The icebergs that go past the coast break off of glaciers in Greenland and drift south past the east coast of Newfoundland.

Colorful row houses in St. John's.

The Confederation Building, the seat of provincial government for Newfoundland and Labrador. My grandfather derisively referred to it as "Rogues Roost".

One of the island's most famous exports, Newfoundland Screech rum. It is allegedly named for the reaction of foreign sailors the first time that they drank it while in port. It is at once the smoothest and most potent rum I have ever tried. It is available only in the maritime provinces of Canada and in two or three states in the extreme northeastern US. You can become an honorary Newfoundlander by going into a pub and participating in a "Screeching In" ceremony, by drinking a shot, kissing a cod and speaking some local slang.

Edited July 4, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan