Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[gotbeer]

So from that chart, what I get is.  Americans steal stuff, don't like to work, and are responsible for El Nino.  Chinese don't have computers at home.  And when a German says honey, why don't you go to the spa for a few hours, they already have their next land to conquer set up.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Unfortunately, we're open.

 

 

 

PM me if you have any idea what this means.

 

 

 

This is what you get for stealing something from in front of a church.

 

 

 

Bare bears.

 

 

 

Nope, haven't seen him. Oh, wait, here he is on the bottom of my shoe.

 

 

 

I have heard some boring sermons before, but this guy...

 

 

 

In Germany you get peeing instructions complete with diagrams.

Edited June 20, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Taylor]

 

 

I'm so happy for st1ckboy, that he finally took the plunge and imported his dream car.

[Taylor]

 

The family I live with named their WiFi "FBISurveillanceVan342."

[Hollyw00d]

I like how the toilet has a happy face

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Another unbeatable sale.

 

 

 

Get it right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, I thought that it said punching zoo.

 

 

 

I don't want to know the history behind this.

 

 

 

But rock surfing is OK.

 

 

 

Catchy new slogan. Kudos to the guys in the ad department.

 

 

 

The urinals are simply breathtaking.

 

 

 

I suppose that this is why most people don't have pet tapirs.

 

 

 

"And now, our special guest, who needs no introduction. Please welcome..."

 

 

 

I always believed that it came from trees.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

"I saw some white powder in here. Damn, it's only talc."

[Redondo]

^^^ Good one, lol

[Redondo]

 

Huntington Beach

 

• 66 surfers in California set record for most people riding board at once

 

 

[gotbeer]

 

 

Huntington Beach

 

• 66 surfers in California set record for most people riding board at once

 

 

Arte is now thinking of a way to get a surfboard on the rockpile.  

[Redondo]

 

 

Red crabs washing ashore at Salt Creek in Orange County

 

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Glad that they cleared that up.

 

 

 

Just the way that I remember it from Spanish class.

 

 

 

High demand for this.

 

 

 

So that's where it is.

 

 

 

 

 

I suppose that everyone needs a purpose in life.

 

 

 

No idea.

 

 

 

 

 

Should make ordering pretty simple.

 

 

 

If you're in the market for a tire cover with a message, consider this one.

 

 

 

Or something like that. At least they're cheap.

 

 

 

You had noly one job to do.

Edited June 21, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[gotbeer]

 

 

So that's where it is.

 

 

 

 

 

You had noly one job to do.

 

 

So peace is in the pavement?

 

And why do New Orleans' folk get their private express lane.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Arte is now thinking of a way to get a surfboard on the rockpile.  

 

He can use this one.

 

[gotbeer]

Wonder what Arod is going to get.

 

No wait,  3000 hits is a painting.

[Blarg]

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

The white thing at the bottom is a pickup truck

 

 

 

 

It's 1600 feet long, and weighs over 600,000 tons when operational.

 

 

 

This world record long, 100ft limousine created by Jay Ohrburg in Burbank, California, has 26 wheels and requires two trained drivers to actually maneuver it around.

 

Inside it has a heated Jacuzzi, a swimming pool, a king-sized bed and a sun deck. It’s even got a helipad on the back, as you can see the helicopter landing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hollyw00d]

What am I missing?

Is this from your creeper collection?

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

How to get baby some sunshine and fresh air in 1923

 

 

 

It was not uncommon in the 20s for the beaches to be monitored for swimming suit length. Women whose suits were not long enough, and considered too revealing, were asked to change.

 

 

 

 

Mrs. Annie Edison Taylor, a 63-year-old widow, chose to raise money by riding in a barrel over Niagara Falls in 1901.

 

 

 

 

Annette Kellerman--an early women's rights activist--posed for this photo in 1907, it started an outright scandal. She wore this fitted, one-piece bathing suit to protest the restrictive clothing of the day. This picture landed her in the slammer for indecency

 

 

 

 

1963 Ronald McDonald

 

 

 

 

You could get a spray-on tan for only ten cents back in 1949 using this handy machine.

 

 

 

This tale is not a fun one, but ended alright when the three younger children were finally reunited in 2013. One of the kids claimed that they were sold because their mother's boyfriend didn't like kids and she needed bingo money. They all admitted that their lives were filled with abuse both before and after being sold.

 

 

 

 

These three sophomores were shown up by their opponents in the annual Princeton Freshman-Sophomore snowball fight during the 1893 winter.

 

 

 

 

Bicycles for two apparently were not cool enough: why not make a tandem tricycle! That was the attitude of The Columbia Tricycle Company when they mass produced their product during the fad of the 1880s.

 

 

 

 

 

Plastic surgery has not always been the lucrative business that it is today. When Walter Yeo received  this “skin flap” surgery after awful injuries received during the Battle of Jutland in 1916, it was the first skin flap surgery ever completed. Yeo’s received the benefit of working eyelids and had the skin of his face repaired at the same time.

 

 

 

[Blarg]

What am I missing?

Is this from your creeper collection?

 

Since you are so observant I would say one of those guys is you.

[Blarg]

 

 

It's Cal Worthington's Dad and his dog Spot!

[Redondo]

^^^ Good one, lol

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dave Drimmer’s Cosmic Muffin, the iconic ‘plane-boat’ made from Howard Hughes’ prized Boeing B-307, has to be the quintessential example of a creatively concocted custom watercraft. Deemed un-flyable in 1969, Hughes’ former ‘flying office’ was rescued from the landfill by Fort Lauderdale Realtor and pilot Kenneth W. London who then spent the next four years transforming it into an exotic houseboat

 

 

 

Being green never looked as hot as Pete Bethune’s Earthrace trimaran boat, which runs on biodiesel. This futuristic looking vessel recently circled the globe in 60 days and 23 hours, setting a new world record

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Strand Craft V-8 Wet Rod:

Coming in at an estimated $49,000 this mini speedboat or almost a yacht like jet ski is no slouch in power department. Under the hood is a 300 HP 5.7-liter V8 that propels this 16′ long boat of carbon fiber and epoxy construct to a top speed of 65 mph

 

 

 

 

 

Livio De Marchi said he spent 5 months carving a block of pine wood into a 2,000-pound replica of a Ferrari F50 complete with logos and outfitted the final product with a Yamaha boat engine

 

 

 

 

 

[Hollyw00d]

Lol at the hot dog boat

[Ray McKigney]

What am I missing?

Is this from your creeper collection?

 

The guy has a backwards baseball cap on and sunglasses on his forehead and he 's shading his eyes from the sun with his hand.