Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[JAHV76]

 

 

 

And along those same lines...

 

 

They are loving it supersized!

[Vegas Halo Fan]

...and for those interested, the 2015 Testicle Festival is this Saturday in downtown Olean. To quote the Lake of the Ozarks website: 

 

The 22nd Annual Testicle Festival is a huge day long cook-off of deep fried turkey testicles, booths, dancing and carnivals.  Located in the heart of Olean Missouri, this festival draws thousands of locals and visitors. 

 

I take it that it won't be the nutless turkeys that will be doing the dancing.

 

 

Sounds like a place where I used to work. My boss once went to a meeting convened for the purpose of setting the agenda for the next meeting.

 

 

 

I'll bet that it does.

 

 

 

Nice to see that someone was paying attention in science class.

 

 

 

"You are required to stay...wherever it is that you live. And if you leave, you will be prosecuted."

 

 

 

As long as he goes to weapons safety class.

 

 

What other kind of committee would you send it to?

 

 

 

 

 

An understandable mistake. Would have been more believable the other way around, though.

 

 

 

That would have been a catastrophe.

 

 

 

Just as everyone was beginning to forget about Monica...

 

 

 

These guys are good. Worth every penny of the 99 cents per minute.

 

 

 

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Edited June 1, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Hollyw00d]

That menu was obviously written by a Mexican

[arch stanton]

That menu was obviously written by a Mexican

I guarantee you it was Filipinos.

[Tank]

still wondering why anyone would want to eat animal testicles, and then celebrate such a nasty thing with a festival.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

still wondering why anyone would want to eat animal testicles, and then celebrate such a nasty thing with a festival.

 

Hey, it's Missouri.

 

 

 

Most of them do. Next...

 

 

 

If you're going to get busted, go all in.

 

 

 

Years of research went into this one.

 

 

 

I have always wanted a bilingual car.

 

 

 

Guess who's on the menu.

 

 

 

Glad that he got that out of the way.

 

 

 

And you thought that they were cremated.

 

 

 

Hey, I know that guy.

 

 

 

Or, order it without crust and watch the fun begin.

 

 

 

Must be trying to cash in before the end of the four hours.

[Redondo]

 

 

OUT OF THIS WORLD: NASA preps revolutionary ‘flying saucer’ test flight

 

[Redondo]

 

 

1. Pythons are this big. 2. Flying foxes (which pretty much look like the modern day pterodactyl) exist. And 3. Pythons eat flying foxes. No thank you, Australia.

 

 

[Redondo]

 

 

Pythons are strong enough to pull wallabies up out of the water.

 

 

 

Tasmanian devils, found only on Australia’s island state of Tasmania, is considered the largest carnivorous marsupial in the world. Though they shake nervously or become still when faced with a human, they have been known to eat dead bodies of murder victims. There are also myths of them eating humans that wander into the forest.

 

 

 

 

 

This is an earthworm. An earthworm! Sure, it’s not dangerous, but it’s giant

 

 

 

[nate]

"...penis ...stickboy" - Tank

[Hollyw00d]

I'm starting to think my dog is part Tasmanian devil

[Spirit]

[JAHV76]

Why is Cindy Crawford on the cover of Vanity Fair?

[Brandon]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice. This sign is in the food court down the way from these:

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

 

Is that where Tad shopped.

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

Is this where all the guys that the rob 7-11 stores get their masks?

[Redondo]

 

 

South Korea's SsangYong planning Jeep Wrangler competitor for USA

 

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

South Korea's SsangYong planning Jeep Wrangler competitor for USA

 

 

 

Perfect vehicle for all those Koreans that like to go offroading while still in Koreatown.  

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

This is the greatest vanity license plate I have ever seen.

Edited June 2, 2015 by gotbeer

[Angel Dog and Beer]

[gotbeer]

ADB.  Those kinds of gifs load up slow for me.  

 

Sometimes that is a good thing, because in slow motion it was like a joke.  Wait for it, wait for it.  Bam.  Payday.  

[Angel Dog and Beer]

haha... well, at least your slow computer helps in building the suspense!

[Angel Dog and Beer]

This is truly random, but it's Japanese so I guess that makes it normal?

 

 

 

[Redondo]

Army's new camo uniforms