Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Redondo]

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Spirit]

Snake chomping catfish in Iowa waters.

 

I've removed "Going swimming in Iowa lakes and streams" off of my summer to-do list.

 

 

 

[nate]

 

Snake chomping catfish in Iowa waters.

 

I've removed "Going swimming in Iowa lakes and streams" off of my summer to-do list.

 

 

 

 

Edited May 29, 2015 by nate

[Spirit]

Haha!

 

I've now removed "go swimming anywhere" from my summer to-do list.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

It's for your...gums, yeah, that's it.

 

 

 

I wonder how many windows were taken out with these.

 

 

 

Cleaning out the toaster afterward would be fun.

 

 

 

When I first glanced at this, I missed the word "for".

 

 

 

Still trying to figure out what a cavity creep is.

 

Never use a condom with sandpaper or motor oil? Was this ever a problem?

 

 

 

Yeah, that'll make 'em bigger.

 

 

 

In this age of recycling and environmental awareness, a repurposed dead mouse.

 

 

 

Not sure why these didn't catch on.

 

 

 

Amazing what can be achieved with genetic engineering.

 

 

 

This would be valuable on your credits if you were an actor looking for work.

Edited May 29, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[gotbeer]

 

 

This would be valuable on your credits if you were an actor looking for work.

 

 

Now we know where Johnny Damon came from.

[Blarg]

 

MrWicked doesn't like people taping his workouts.

[Redondo]

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[Spirit]

I remember. 

 

 

[IEAngelsfan]

 

 

This would be valuable on your credits if you were an actor looking for work.

I always wondered why Michael Rennie's career suddenly ended.  Now I know why

[HaloMagic]

Still trying to figure out what a cavity creep is.

Never use a condom with sandpaper or motor oil? Was this ever a problem?

Not a real vintage ad. It talks about AIDS. AIDS wasn't recognized until 1981.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Makes you want to buy a case.

 

 

 

No comment.

 

 

 

How romantic. A casket.

 

 

 

Merry Christmas. Now clean the living room.

 

 

 

 

Premature old age?

 

 

 

I could use some of those.

 

 

 

No pepper?

 

 

 

Wash away the radiation with this easy-to-use product.

 

 

 

Now, where is that number for Massage Envy...

[Ray McKigney]

 

 

I could use some of those.

 

 

I thought the same thing when I saw this.

[gotbeer]

 

Makes you want to buy a case.

 

 

 

 

 

This is not a cheap product.  For Commercial profits. 

 

I did not know that Apple started out making chili pickle.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

"A case of Blatz Beer in your home means much to the young mother, and obviously baby participates in its benefits."

 

Young moms always take better care of their kids when they're totally blasted, and baby will be quieter if mom pops a little Blatz into the bottle right before bedtime.

[nate]

[gotbeer]

You know.  I don't know about these types of bounce offs.  

 

But I would think that a bumper falling off of one car and the hubcaps falling off of the other one would mean -5 points off the 10 score.  

[Tank]

You know.  I don't know about these types of bounce offs.  

 

But I would think that a bumper falling off of one car and the hubcaps falling off of the other one would mean -5 points off the 10 score.  

 

ask calscuf. he's really the local expert on this kind of activity.

[Redondo]

The Collective Tasks of Every Device In This 1991 RadioShack Ad Can Be Performed By Your Smartphone

Really though. 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

If You Were Born In 1968 Or Earlier, The Earth's Population Has Doubled In Your Lifetime

In 1968, the world's population was 3,557,000,000. Today, that number has grown to 7,217,000,000.

 

 

 

[nate]

I lusted over everything in that ad Redondo.

[gotbeer]

 

The Collective Tasks of Every Device In This 1991 RadioShack Ad Can Be Performed By Your Smartphone

Really though. 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn.  $1599 for a computer.  $799 for a camcorder.  $159 for a cd player.  And $200 for a cell phone.  

 

I don't feel so bad paying $600 for a smartphone now.

[Hollyw00d]

Lol at the cars hubcaps just blow off as soon as it lands

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Time to celebrate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When did this become a needed service?

 

 

 

This is what happens when you write what you hear.

 

 

 

And this.

 

 

 

Looks like ReMax has diversified.

 

 

 

And along those same lines...

 

 

 

I couldn't agree more.