Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[JAHV76]

 

 

Must not have been any blondes around.

 

Sounds like cheetah needs a little blue pill

 

[mancini79]

[gotbeer]

 

 

Don't you just hate it when that happens? Obvious copycat crime.

 

 

You don't want to know where that Snickers bar has been.

[Redondo]

 

 

Must not have been any blondes around.

 

Sounds like cheetah needs a little blue pill

 

 

Great headline

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Maybe the police should search this guy's basement and see how many women are chained up down there.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

 

Edited May 21, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[JAHV76]

 

Maybe the police should search this guy's basement and see how many women are chained up down there.

Can you imagine if this was someone's avatar on eharmony.

[mrwicked]

i cant wait to get a bulldog.

 

http://i.imgur.com/XGs6xvU.gifv

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Well, the object of camouflage is to make something harder to see. They are onto a winner here.

 

 

 

 

Heck of a deal, either way you look at it.

 

 

 

All in the Family flashback.

 

 

 

Great choice of words here.

 

 

 

For all the wussies who were worried about a little arsenic in the water. It's no big deal, really.

 

 

 

"Somebody is putting something into the sewer that is creating the odor." Nothing gets past these guys.

 

 

 

Good to see that the newspaper has set about correcting this gross injustice.

 

 

 

This is one search I would really like to be on, just to hear the conversation.

 

 

 

Caskets in a mausoleum. Last place I would have looked.

[maximus p]

 

Well, the object of camouflage is to make something harder to see. They are onto a winner here.

 

 

 

 

Heck of a deal, either way you look at it.

 

 

 

All in the Family flashback.

 

 

 

Great choice of words here.

 

 

 

For all the wussies who were worried about a little arsenic in the water. It's no big deal, really.

 

 

 

"Somebody is putting something into the sewer that is creating the odor." Nothing gets past these guys.

 

 

 

Good to see that the newspaper has set about correcting this gross injustice.

 

 

 

This is one search I would really like to be on, just to hear the conversation.

 

 

 

Caskets in a mausoleum. Last place I would have looked.

These are what I miss most from the Tonight Show.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The one I laughed the most about was the search for Civil War planes. "Hey, we found an old Confederate bomber!"

[gotbeer]

 

 

 

This is one search I would really like to be on, just to hear the conversation.

 

 

I think I found a new favorite plane for the aviation thread.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Uh, sure. Signmaker is a job I wouldn't want to have in Germany.

 

 

 

That way.

 

 

 

This one just makes me want a beer.

 

 

 

Yeah, there, too.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Some strange magazine ads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

Some strange magazine ads.

 

 

 

Have to like this one. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Yeah, I kinda like her "projection equipment". I suppose that this is as racy as ads ever got in the 1950s.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[gotbeer]

You outdid yourself this time Vegas.

 

Some strange magazine ads.

 

 

 

 

Oddly, not as odd as some tv advertisements I've seen.

 

 

 

 

Man, what a generation or two of definition makes.  In 20 years, I wonder what some of our common slang will mean.

 

 

 

I am trying to figure out what this helps.  No waist or Hindenbergs.  In either case.  More people should use it.  

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

I didn't realize that Chinese women are this catty about what other people wear.

 

 

 

OK, I'll get right on it.

 

 

 

Makes you want to dig right in, doesn't it?

 

 

 

Just in case yours doesn't work.

 

 

 

Maybe we ought to put one of these signs up at third base.

 

 

 

And I thought that I knew how to use one.

 

 

 

But I have a concealed carry permit.

 

 

 

Good to know that the Chinese respect transgender individuals too. Or maybe just guys in drag.

 

 

 

What is a menu without a few Madonna lyrics? Papa, don't preach...

 

 

 

Most of my dreams don't involve toilets, but if that's your thing, then you have reached nirvana.

 

 

 

Your guess is as good as mine.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[gotbeer]

 

I didn't realize that Chinese women are this catty about what other people wear.

 

 

 

 

Just proves that the Chinese were intercepting US intelligence since the Clinton era.

[arch stanton]

"Cannot move bowels in the urine pond"

 

Working title for my autobiography

[Vegas Halo Fan]

"Cannot move bowels in the urine pond"

 

Working title for my autobiography

 

I noticed that. Quite the catchy phrase, isn't it?

 

 

Some more strange ads from yesteryear:

 

 

Babies selling cigarettes. Nothing wrong with that.

 

 

 

Except that it's not the brand that my doctor recommends.

 

 

 

The meaning has changed a bit over the years.

 

 

 

Start 'em early, get 'em hooked on your blades.

 

 

 

Lucy says that your throat can tell.

 

 

 

To me, this dream is right up there with the toilet nirvana.

 

 

 

This would go over really big now.

 

 

 

Just to prove that distracted driving didn't start with cell phones.

 

 

 

Only if you don't live in Kansas. It's illegal there.

 

 

 

A lot of advertising in the '50s was about how exhilarating it was to take a dump (being "regular"). I don't know how many of the rest of you were given this crap as a child, but it was dreadful.

 

 

 

 

And, as Leave It to Beaver taught us, no child in the '50s ever slept without a loaded handgun. After all, accidental discharge is impossible. It even says on the kid's shirt, "Papa says it won't hurt us." That's all that I would have needed.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

"Cannot move bowels in the urine pond"

 

Working title for my autobiography

 

Word of the day, from the same instruction sheet:

 

toilenvironment

 

Phrase of the day:

 

Please read this beard to know hard into the toilet, and act according to carry on.

 

Sound advice to live by if I ever heard it.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Redondo]

VHF you are coming up with some real classics. Advertising in the past was so different. It would never work in today's world. Especially pushing all those cigarettes like they are harmless and good for you.