Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[gotbeer]

I've been vegetarian for about 15 years. The militant vegans are the worst. A girl I grew up with is vegan--as evidenced by the disturbingly bloody pictures of animals in various stages of slaughter that she routinely posts on Facebook. She must have looked at my profile because she ascertained that I was vegetarian and she started sending me messages asking me how long I've been "a friend of the Earth" and a bunch of other stuff. I told her I quit eating meat around 2000, but I still consume dairy products. The chick lashed into me like I just killed a baby cow in front of her: "Dairy is just as bad as eating meat! You're not doing enough to stop the bloodshed! Vegetarians are just as weak and uncaring as carnivores!" These are the only ones I can remember. I should see if I still have the messages and post them. They're hilarious. She and her cohorts consider vegetarians to be "part of the problem." She refers to vegetarians on a regular basis as "non-vegans."  So in one of the messages, I told her that she is tremendously passionate about her cause and she must have been fighting for it for a long time. She said that she decided that she felt too guilty eating meat and decided to quit--six months ago. So, she ate meat for 42 years and since she stopped six months ago, she feels she has the right to give me a hard time for eating a slice of cheese.

 

If I had someone like that on Facebook, and even though I rarely even look at Facebook, I would become a foodie and start posting pictures of various Beef, Pork, Chicken, Dog, Cat, and Humans that I am about to eat. 

[Ray McKigney]

If I had someone like that on Facebook, and even though I rarely even look at Facebook, I would become a foodie and start posting pictures of various Beef, Pork, Chicken, Dog, Cat, and Humans that I am about to eat. 

 

When she told me I was "part of the problem," I almost told her to f-off. The only reason I haven't yet is because she's single, still totally f*ckable, and I'm hoping to give her a serving of my man sausage to feast on.

Edited April 25, 2016 by Ray McKigney

[gotbeer]

When she told me I was "part of the problem," I almost told her to f-off. The only reason I haven't yet is because she's single, still totally f*ckable, and I'm hoping to give her a serving of my man sausage to feast on.

 

So you should give her a heavy dosing of Make Love, Not War!

[Blarg]

Ray, you just can't the **** the psycho out of them, just find a normal woma...

Never mind, **** her then leave some all beef hotdogs in her fridge wrapped in a soy/vegan wrapper.

[Tank]

When she told me I was "part of the problem," I almost told her to f-off. The only reason I haven't yet is because she's single, still totally f*ckable, and I'm hoping to give her a serving of my man sausage to feast on.

 

sounds like a strikeout already on the man sausage thing.

 

 

unless you've got some kind of weird soy vegan thing going on down there (and if you do, please don't share that info with anyone here. thanks.).

[Vegas Halo Fan]

When she told me I was "part of the problem," I almost told her to f-off. The only reason I haven't yet is because she's single, still totally f*ckable, and I'm hoping to give her a serving of my man sausage to feast on.

Be sure to wrap it in a piece of lettuce first. Deception is the key with those types.

My eldest stepdaughter was a militant vegan for a while. She was even convinced that some obscure animal part was used in making peanut butter. Trips to the grocery store when she visited were like waterboarding. Fortunately those days are past now.

[Chuck]

[mrwicked]

^ that dude looks more like the hound when he was in college.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Tank]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Ray McKigney]

[Angel Dog and Beer]

[Chuck]

Wow ^^^

[Angel Dog and Beer]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Must have been raised in a brothel - or by a Kardashian.

 

Edited May 7, 2016 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[nate]

[Blarg]

My wife had a student in her class that had a writing assignment about something he liked. He wrote a complete essay on how he liked his hose,  his hose was big,  etc....  He misspelled house. It was hilarious and a little disturbing.

Looks like he has a sister.

On 05/06/2016 at 3:53 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Must have been raised in a brothel - or by a Kardashian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, Nate said:

Luckily for VW.

 

Polo Blow  Viral ad featuring the Volkswagen Polo uses suicide bomber imagery. Real or fake?

Although, looking back.  5 years ago from the article (updated 2 years ago), and 12 years ago for the actual clip.  Article has some lol quotes from VW.

Quote

"We don't take these sorts of risks with our advertisements. We regard ourselves as honest and respectable."

 

[Ray McKigney]

[nate]

fewer

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Ray McKigney]

16 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said: