Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Ray McKigney]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

I would have chosen allies who were not mandated to kill me.

 

 

 

Word.

 

 

 

You heard it here first: fudge is health food.

 

 

 

If you know anyone who is fluent in Eglish, you might tell them that there is a job waiting for them.

 

 

 

This was apparently a big enough problem that someone felt compelled to put up this sign.

 

 

[JAHV76]

 

I would have chosen allies who were not mandated to kill me.

 

 

 

Word.

 

 

 

You heard it here first: fudge is health food.

 

 

 

If you know anyone who is fluent in Eglish, you might tell them that there is a job waiting for them.

 

 

 

This was apparently a big enough problem that someone felt compelled to put up this sign.

 

 

I liked the additional hand written comments.

[Tank]

solid work again, vegas.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

solid work again, vegas.

 

I aim to please.

[gotbeer]

When something pops in your mind, like those that worship Trout.  You have to google it.  Don't ask my how that topic got put in my mind.  

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

For those who never got the "birds and the bees" talk.

 

 

 

Damned doll danglers have ruined it for everybody.

 

 

 

I'm guessing that this means not to stick your wiener in the water.

 

 

 

Somebody else ripped off our idea for a Jose Mota quote shirt.

 

 

 

This is what happens when foreigners try to act hip in English.

 

 

 

Another shirt to add to the collection.

 

 

 

"And what are your nearest cross streets, sir?"

 

 

 

 

[Don]

There's actually a street in Riverside called Wong Way. It's like 100 yards long and connects two one way streets (IIRC). I always found that hilarious as a kid. Like it was some city planner quietly sneaking a joke in before he left the office.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Have you seen this cat?

 

[Redondo]

Hybrid animals

 

The Dzo (male) and Dzomo (female) are hybrids between domestic cows and wild yaks. They exist mostly in Tibet and Mongolia, where they are prized for their high yield of meat and milk. They are larger and stronger than both cows and yaks, and are used as beasts of burden.

 

 

 

 

 

Hinnies are basically reverse mules. A mule is a product of a male donkey and a female horse, and a hinny is a product of a male horse and a female donkey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Camas did not exist until 1998. Some mad scientist at the Camel Reproduction Centre in Dubai decided to cross a male dromedary camel with a female lama via artificial insemination, and out popped the first Cama.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grolar bears, also called “pizzly bears” by the less charitable, are a cross between polar and brown bears. Their natural ranges rarely, if ever, overlap, and most grolar bears live in zoos. However, there have been a handful of confirmed sightings in the wild.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Zebroid is a cross between a zebra and any other equine. Zebroids have been around for a long time – they were even mentioned in some of Darwin’s writings. They tend to be male and to have the physiology of the non-zebra parent, with zebra stripes adorning parts of their body. Zebroids are more wild than domestic, are hard to tame, and are more aggressive than horses.

 

 

 

 

 

When a male tiger and a female lion mate, the Tigon is the result. It used to be believed that Tigons were smaller than their parent species, but they can grow just as large. They are, however, smaller than Ligers.

Both Ligers and Ligons are capable of producing their own offspring, leading to confusingly-named hybrids such as Titigons and Liligers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The animal made famous by Napoleon Dynamite is actually real. Ligers are the offspring of male lions and female tigers. While there are legends of Ligers prowling the wilds, they currently only exist in captivity, where they are deliberately bred.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

Beastiality of the wild.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

So, where did you stay?

 

 

 

The food sucks, but we get it to you in a hurry.

 

 

 

Screwing around under your hood since 1958.

 

 

 

I suppose that this explains the credit policy.

 

 

 

Do they do mammograms?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 24, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Redondo]

[gotbeer]

http://m.hindustantimes.com/food/10-bizzare-resto-names/article1-916148.aspx

That Indian place is actually Nagina Tandoori.

 

Those seem pretty tame.  I'm wondering if Fuk Mi is an Austin Powers fan.  Tandoori and Pu Pu are dishes I believe.  And the Dicks are just well trying to be funny I guess.  

 

Cabbage and Condoms on the other hand.  That's just weird.

[Hollyw00d]

Asshole bears ripping up everything

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Not exactly the kind of accommodations I was looking for.

 

 

 

I wondered what those things were on the sign.

 

 

 

 

 

This would back up traffic for miles.

 

 

 

I suppose that this means that I should never rent a car in China. I could never understand the translations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So there.

 

 

 

Must be a clothing optional beach area.

 

 

 

 

 

Guess that I won't be taking 202 or 35.

Edited August 24, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Somebody showed up for a reenactment of the wrong Civil War.

 

[gotbeer]

Yeah, I'll say.  All those guys in hats must feel really stupid.  

[Vegas Halo Fan]

"We have found the rebel base, Lord Vader."

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The way that some teachers feel, I'm sure.

 

[gotbeer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQnX2yQhgc&feature=youtu.be

 

 

Why I still can't take this 'sport' seriously.  Or I take it as seriously as WWE.

Edited August 26, 2015 by gotbeer

[Vegas Halo Fan]

With all the suckage on the field I decided to offer some alternative entertainment for this weekend. Purely a public service, you understand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tank]

i'd like to know more about breeding combat hamsters.

[Redondo]

Hah, those are all classics

[Redondo]

Cave Diving the Tulum Cenotes of Mexico