Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Lou]

Dr. Dreidel?

 

 

yes

 

http://www.refinery29.com/2014/12/79639/dr-dreidel#slide

[Lou]

 

 

For those who were waiting for this.

 

 

my buddy's dad was born in Hell, Michigan

[TobiasFunke]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Someone didn't attend animal identification class.

 

 

 

Or vegetable identification class.

 

 

 

Sex sells.

 

 

 

Happy Hanukkah. I'm guessing that at least it's kosher.

 

 

 

Some people apparently have much larger toilets than I do. Still doesn't strike me as a place to relax.

 

 

 

New from Mattel, it's Flasher Barbie!

 

Edited December 20, 2014 by Vegas Halo Fan

[IEAngelsfan]

Some people apparently have much larger toilets than I do. Still doesn't strike me as a place to relax.

 

 

 

Golden bath?

[Redondo]

When you live in the desert with no snow

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

'tis the season.

 

Spelling is optional.

 

 

 

Size is everything.

 

 

 

No idea.

 

 

 

A cake for the dinner table is the perfect compliment.

 

 

 

The spirit of the season.

 

 

 

For the reader on your Christmas list.

 

[Redondo]

'tis the season.

 

Spelling is optional.

 

 

 

 

Wow, that is really bad.

[Redondo]

 

 

[Redondo]

[Redondo]

 

 

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I suppose that these are like butt nuggets.

 

 

 

I don't know what to call this.

 

 

 

 

Had me fooled.

 

 

 

It's an acquired taste.

 

 

 

I didn't realize that there was a market for such a thing.

 

 

 

No comment.

 

Edited December 21, 2014 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Redondo]

 

Wait, I can't trust myself?

[Redondo]

 

That sure makes you want to buy some.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

Wait, I can't trust myself?

 

You don't know where your hand has been.

 

 

Christmas: The season when we celebrate the birth of the former head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

 

 

 

You didn't really believe that he still uses real reindeer, did you?

 

 

 

The reason for the season.

 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

So there.

 

 

 

It's a simple request.

 

 

 

An old holiday favorite.

 

 

 

Doesn't look like any family I know.

 

 

 

We're having a...

 

[IEAngelsfan]

So there.

 

 

 

 

Now I understand why I used to have a weird aftertaste after I smoked.  Good thing I gave it up years ago.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Pretty much cures my boredom.

 

 

 

In case you need help.

 

 

 

Post-Christmas bargain.

 

 

 

Do it now!

 

[Redondo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

[Tank]

apparently playdoh is removing all negative comments from their website over this . . . thing.

 

were there no people in R & D who had never seen a penis before?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Some more classic toys:

 

 

It's more entertaining when you use real turds.

 

 

 

Toys for those who are bit confused about superheroes.

 

 

 

I suppose that this is the participation trophy for those not quite good enough to be superheroes.

 

 

 

Or if James Spader joined their ranks

 

 

 

This was probably made with that Play Doh thing. At least we know one use for it now.

 

 

 

Here, boy! Fetch!

 

 

 

Real pregnancy action - for all those pregnant toddlers out there. Even the fetus is pregnant!

 

Sounds like the plot for a really bad low-budget sci-fi film, to be honest.

 

Edited December 31, 2014 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Vegas Halo Fan]

WTF?

 

Yes, somebody was paid to design that, and somebody else agreed to go to market with it.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I was just looking at the Poopy-Time Fun Shapes thing again. Judging from what is said on the box, you are supposed to shove the pointed end up the child's butt. This is supposed to somehow "make bathroom time fun again". Sick bastards.