Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[HaloNArizona]

Actually saw this at our local Target store:

[Roy Hobbs]

[Roy Hobbs]

[Lou]

On July 21, 2018 at 6:00 PM, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Years ago i interviewed a guy who told me that he had left his previous job because the VP was an asshole and hated him for no reason. 

The VP was my brother-in-law.

*turns out he was caught stealing money 

[Blarg]

Your brother in law was the theif? 

[Lou]

no

[Roy Hobbs]

[IEAngelsfan]

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[Redondo]

 

[T.G.]

 

[Taylor]

[Taylor]

On 8/1/2018 at 2:58 PM, Lou said:

Years ago i interviewed a guy who told me that he had left his previous job because the VP was an asshole and hated him for no reason. 

The VP was my brother-in-law.

*turns out he was caught stealing money 

After he said that, did you say, "I agree"?

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

After he said that, did you say, "I agree"?

no comment*

 

*my sister is sitting right next to me 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

no comment*

 

*my sister is sitting right next to me 

You typically say "I agree" ironically, because what the person said turned out to be false.

[Roy Hobbs]

[IEAngelsfan]

 

[Roy Hobbs]

[Roy Hobbs]

[arch stanton]

I must be really hungry because I keep scrolling back up the page to watch that girl cook

[gotbeer]

6 hours ago, arch stanton said:

I must be really hungry because I keep scrolling back up the page to watch that girl cook

She was cooking?

[Tank]

9 hours ago, gotbeer said:

She was cooking?

I thought she was a meteorologist because she was pretty hot. 

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, Tank said:

I thought she was a meteorologist because she was pretty hot. 

meh, she's not Ocasio-Cortez hot.

right, Adam? 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 8/7/2018 at 7:39 AM, True Grich said:

 

I had a miniature schnauzer for many years. When he was a young puppy, he learned very early that water came from the kitchen sink. If his water dish was empty, he would carry it in his mouth and sit in front of the sink. If you didn't get up right away to fill it, he would bring it into the living room, cock his head and flip it toward wherever you were sitting.

[Vegas Halo Fan]