Trumped

[cals]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

i disagree. the bible gives the answer/explanation.

You can't read if your eyes are dead. 

[St1ck]

8 minutes ago, cals said:

No way Jonah Hill is Jewish. 

Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.

[Taylor]

13 minutes ago, cals said:

That's a terrible first name. 

Who would give their child a last name for a first name?  A moron, that's who. 

Read my post again.

[cals]

Just now, Taylor said:

Read my post again.

Are you saying I can't read good?

[cals]

16 minutes ago, Taylor said:

His real last name is Feldstein.

You fucking edited that shit. 

[Amazing Larry]

10 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.

Smoke crack with me!

[Tank]

14 minutes ago, cals said:

For argument sake, assume for a moment I am right. What would you call ancient stories of wizards and floods and oceans parting and shit like that?

legends and myths would be acceptable. 

you use fairy tales as a put down.

[cals]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

legends and myths would be acceptable. 

you use fairy tales as a put down.

The Grimm Brothers and Hans Christian Anderson disagree. 

[cals]

By the way, The Grimm Brothers, strict Lutherans. Wrote fairy tales.

Boom. 

[St1ck]

5 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Smoke crack with me!

Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded, I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just, like, you know, open the door and say, You're free now.

[Amazing Larry]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

By the way, The Grimm Brothers, strict Lutherans. Wrote fairy tales.

Boom. 

Hansel and Gretel is such an uplifting tale. I read it to my 4 year old daughter at bedtime.

 

 

She doesn't sleep much.

[Taylor]

11 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Hansel and Gretel is such an uplifting tale. I read it to my 4 year old daughter at bedtime.

 

 

She doesn't sleep much.

My daughter is 16 months and every time we get near the end of a book at bedtime, she gets mad and points at the stack of books and says, "More please" (which sounds more like "Mo pleya").

We're thrilled that she loves books so much. But also realize we've taught her a loophole for extending bedtime.

[cals]

19 minutes ago, Taylor said:

We're thrilled that she loves books so much. But also realize we've taught her a loophole for extending bedtime.

Kind of like when you get a massage you always go with a man.  It’s not gay because it’s “just a massage”.  Solid loophole.

[Taylor]

Just now, cals said:

Kind of like when you get a massage you always go with a man.  It’s not gay because it’s “just a massage”.  Solid loophole.

I've never gotten a massage. What does your wife say when you try to use the loophole?

[cals]

56 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I've never gotten a massage. What does your wife say when you try to use the loophole?

You have to get the massage before you can give the elderly Asian lady $20 to jack you off.  You’re so sheltered and naive, it’s sad.

[Amazing Larry]

Holy shit balls. Trump has jumped the shark harder than anyone in the history of the universe.

 

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Holy shit balls. Trump has jumped the shark harder than anyone in the history of the universe.

 

@UndertheHalo get your card ready. 

[Blarg]

That reminds me of a Magic the Gathering card that seems to be Trumps philosophy. 

[Taylor]

19 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Holy shit balls. Trump has jumped the shark harder than anyone in the history of the universe.

 

How is this any more ridiculous than anything else he's done in the last seven years?

[Amazing Larry]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

How is this any more ridiculous than anything else he's done in the last seven years?

LOL

[St1ck]

This will probably go over as well as Trump Steaks. 

[Crampknees]

Only $99 each.  Must be Biden's inflation policies or his inflated ego. 

[cals]

He’s going to make a ton of money off these.  There’s a lot of Larrys in the world.

[Amazing Larry]

1 minute ago, cals said:

He’s going to make a ton of money off these.  There’s a lot of Larrys in the world.

You talk about me like I'm a Trumper when I'm not but that's your MO. Just keep repeating stupid shit to try and to make it stick.

[cals]

11 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

You talk about me like I'm a Trumper when I'm not but that's your MO. Just keep repeating stupid shit to try and to make it stick.

Maybe you should stop sniffing my crotch from your tippy toes.