Trumped

[St1ck]

14 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

That’s great looking hair.

Thanks! I got hair tips from Stephen Miller.

 

[RallyMo]

Guy couldn’t not be an asshole and brought all this on himself. Oh well.

 

[Kotchman]

41 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

He’s president of your fake, closeted heart.

I don’t doubt your scrub pants would instantly drop upon seeing me but that don’t make me gay. That’s a you problem 

[RallyMo]

1 minute ago, Kotchman said:

I don’t doubt your scrub pants would instantly drop upon seeing me but that don’t make me gay. That’s a you problem 

You’re the gayest person here, and it’s not even close. Be happy with yourself. Stop hating. You’ll feel better.

[Blarg]

Just refer to him as Colonel Fitts from now on. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, St1ck said:

The only thing we have to prove that those documents were declassified is Trump's word. Well that's good enough for me.

He's the only politician who tells the truth so I'm prone to believe him.

[RallyMo]

28 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Just refer to him as Colonel Fitts from now on. 

That movie is one of those that blew the damn doors off the theater. Mendes can make the hell out of a film. Road to Perdition, while not perfect, is one of the best looking films I’ve ever seen.

[Kotchman]

That movie sucked ass. If I remember correctly the girl never gets naked and the old man kisses a dude. How the hell is that a hit?

[RallyMo]

18 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

That movie sucked ass. If I remember correctly the girl never gets naked and the old man kisses a dude. How the hell is that a hit?

“sucked ass” is code for “up my alley” in this case

[cals]

47 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

That movie sucked ass. If I remember correctly the girl never gets naked and the old man kisses a dude. How the hell is that a hit?

At least in American Beauty you got to see titties.

[Jason]

43 minutes ago, cals said:

At least in American Beauty you got to see titties.

You like titties? May I suggest zombie strippers

 

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, Kotchman said:

That movie sucked ass. If I remember correctly the girl never gets naked and the old man kisses a dude. How the hell is that a hit?

Dumb douche.  What happened to all that stuff anyway, someone has delete finger.  I was making a joke because she got a beer can soldered to her hand, now that was funny shit. 

[Kotchman]

6 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Dumb douche.  What happened to all that stuff anyway, someone has delete finger.  I was making a joke because she got a beer can soldered to her hand, now that was funny shit. 

Honestly I just remember the cover being misleading 

[Kotchman]

1 hour ago, cals said:

At least in American Beauty you got to see titties.

Maybe there was but I don’t remember it as a quality film. 

[Crampknees]

13 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Honestly I just remember the cover being misleading 

I don't remember anything else from the film.  

[Rico]

Both girls show titties and there was a bag in the wind.

[cals]

According to Wikipedia, Thora Birch was 17 when she showed her titties in American Beauty. 

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

According to Wikipedia, Thora Birch was 17 when she showed her titties in American Beauty. 

It's one of Matt Gaetz's favorite movies.

[Kotchman]

50 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

I don't remember anything else from the film.  

That’s about the time movies went to shit. I miss the days when comedies would mix in some big bouncing tits and a bush here and there 

[Kotchman]

23 minutes ago, cals said:

According to Wikipedia, Thora Birch was 17 when she showed her titties in American Beauty. 

She’s no Brooke shields 

[Amazing Larry]

26 minutes ago, cals said:

According to Wikipedia, Thora Birch was 17 when she showed her titties in American Beauty. 

She still wasn't boyish enough for Spacey to fuck.

[Crampknees]

17 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

She still wasn't boyish enough for Spacey to fuck.

I thought he was getting blown in the garage by the neighbors boy. That wasn't true?

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

Trump did something good for once.  Their music is bro country crap anyways so good riddance.  If I want to listen to those who I disagree with, I'll stick with Dave Mustaine.  BTW, the new Megadeth album rocks.

https://consequence.net/2022/09/florida-georgia-line-last-show/

[cals]

1 hour ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

Trump did something good for once.  Their music is bro country crap anyways so good riddance.  If I want to listen to those who I disagree with, I'll stick with Dave Mustaine.  BTW, the new Megadeth album rocks.

https://consequence.net/2022/09/florida-georgia-line-last-show/

I’m very proud of Cy for not mentioning Heather Heyer in this post.  First post ever without her name!  Congrats!

[Jason]

5 hours ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

Trump did something good for once.  Their music is bro country crap anyways so good riddance.  If I want to listen to those who I disagree with, I'll stick with Dave Mustaine.  BTW, the new Megadeth album rocks.

https://consequence.net/2022/09/florida-georgia-line-last-show/

100% true