Trumped

[Tank]

On 5/14/2020 at 6:30 PM, Lou said:

Tim Allen is on the all-time list of comedians who aren't funny

his early material when he first hit the national stage was very funny.

I imagine it's tough for comedians who go on to television to keep their stand up routine sharp as they may not be doing as much writing for that particular audience.

[Tank]

On 5/14/2020 at 7:04 PM, Lou said:

Another former client.

Another prick. 

 

really? care to share the story?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 5/14/2020 at 7:54 PM, Lou said:

Your wife is a teacher. She's gotta have No. 2's littered all over the house. 

He made sure that she was housebroken before he married her.

[AngelsLakersFan]

21 hours ago, Lou said:

It's about time. 

I'm disappointed in the rest of you. 

I actually almost didn't bother to post it because I assumed someone else would've already.

[Lou]

Just now, AngelsLakersFan said:

I actually almost didn't bother to post it because I assumed someone else would've already.

That's because you're more geniouser than everyone else.

[AngelsLakersFan]

9 minutes ago, Lou said:

That's because you're more geniouser than everyone else.

[angelinkc]

Believe trump made a  good strategic move with warp speed vaccine push. I’m not an anti Vaxer but skeptical of a rushed vaccine. The media and dems have been swinging on Fauci ‘s nuts and want  a vaccine to re open. All of a sudden trump pushes it and warnings about rushing a vaccine appear on msm sites. 

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, angelinkc said:

Believe trump made a  good strategic move with warp speed vaccine push. I’m not an anti Vaxer but skeptical of a rushed vaccine.

[Rico]

 

[angelinkc]

Sounds like he just described liberalism. 

[arch stanton]

Sounds like he just described modern politics 

[tdawg87]

Sounds like he just described Adam.

[Adam]

Yeah Im the reason things are so screwed up. If only had taken an hour of my life to find my polling place and check Hillary. We’d all be good 

[Tank]

10 hours ago, Rico said:

 

so he used a nationwide graduation speech to take shots at trump. how benevolent of him.

[JarsOfClay]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

so he used a nationwide graduation speech to take shots at trump. how benevolent of him.

So when are you going to criticize Trump for taking shots at Obama even though he hasn't been president for over 3 years?

[St1ck]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

so he used a nationwide graduation speech to take shots at trump. how benevolent of him.

5 bizarre moments from President Trump’s speech to the Boy Scouts - Vox
https://www.vox.com/2017/7/25/16024928/trump-boy-scout-jamboree-speech

[Tank]

50 minutes ago, JarsOfClay said:

So when are you going to criticize Trump for taking shots at Obama even though he hasn't been president for over 3 years?

I'm not. I didn't criticize Obama for taking shots at bush, and I didn't criticize bush for taking shots at Clinton, etc.

using a platform like this where you're talking to kids and celebrating with them is not the right time to do this. he has plenty of other moments where he can crap all over trump.

[Tank]

6 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

5 bizarre moments from President Trump’s speech to the Boy Scouts - Vox
https://www.vox.com/2017/7/25/16024928/trump-boy-scout-jamboree-speech

as a public speaker, he's a moron. he insists on speaking off the cuff, and he isn't good at it.

and when speaking to kids, leave adult topics to an adult audience. always.

[tdawg87]

11 minutes ago, Tank said:

I'm not. I didn't criticize Obama for taking shots at bush

Gross.

[Tank]

7 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Gross.

you need a slump buster.

[Crampknees]

Trump going on twitter to rail about twitter. Leftist twitter which he uses more than any person on the planet.  No irony there?  Why didn't the lefties just ban his account years ago then. Less people are following him I guess so it is more snowflake tears from the chosen one. 

[Crampknees]

48 minutes ago, Tank said:

I'm not. I didn't criticize Obama for taking shots at bush, and I didn't criticize bush for taking shots at Clinton, etc.

using a platform like this where you're talking to kids and celebrating with them is not the right time to do this. he has plenty of other moments where he can crap all over trump.

Trump would never do anything like that and never has.  

But now that Obama did go there if he does this cadet speech out of 2,000 words guarantee 1,800 will be "Obama."

Edited May 17, 2020 by Fireball

[UndertheHalo]

I honestly can’t be bothered to care about Obama’s comments.  Libs cry when Trump does the exact same thing (10X over btw) and conservatives cry about Obama doing it.  <vigorous jerk off motion> who gives a fuck. 

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

you need a slump buster.

Dude you ain't kidding. I was hitting on this younger chick for like 2 months (and getting it back) only to find out she isn't into me at all. It's like watching a hot chick give a sloppy blowjob for 20 minutes and then stand up and she's got a dick.

[Crampknees]

<vigorous jerk off motion> 

One or two handed,  asking for a friend. 

Edited May 17, 2020 by Fireball