Coronavirus Impact

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

I really don't want to know how you order a POS. 

He asks for a POS and a black lady at the drive thru window shoves Cam Bedrosian out the window.

[Lou]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

He asks for a POS and a black lady at the drive thru window shoves Cam Bedrosian out the window.

A black lady at INO?

I'm calling bullshit.

 

 

 

 

 

the Cam joke was funny, however

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

A black lady at INO?

I'm calling bullshit

Typical Stradling and his racism.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Typical Stradling and his racism.

Nobody mentioned Chinese. 

[tdawg87]

We tried ordering PF Chang's in DC but they said the closed at 9 pm. It was 9:30 and the website said they closed at 10:30.

Fucking Asians and their love of rice.

[Lou]

My friend wants me to go with her to Walmart when they open at 6am tomorrow.

Do I dare?

[angelinkc]

Accidental poisoning by and exposure to noxious substances 64,795 5,027 64      Drug poisoning 61,311 5,313 68      Opioids (including both legal and illegal) 43,036 7,569 96 All motor vehicle accidents 40,231 8,096 103      Car occupants 7,248 44,939 572      Motorcycle riders 4,832 67,409 858      Pedestrians 7,450 43,721 556 Assault by firearm 14,542 22,399 285 Exposure to smoke, fire and flames 2,812 115,832 1,474 Fall on and from stairs and steps 2,493 130,654 1,662 Drowning and submersion while in or falling into swimming pool 723 450,511 5,732 Fall on and from ladder or scaffolding 569 572,441 7,283 Air and space transport accidents 385 846,024 10,764 Firearms discharge (accidental) 486 670,204 8,527 Cataclysmic storm (3) 132 2,467,570 31,394 Flood 27 12,063,673 153,482 Lightning 19 17,143,115 218,106 Earthquake and other earth movements 13 25,055,321 318,770 Bitten or struck by dog 36 9,047,755 115,111

 

I would way each of these odds carefully before I dared to leave my house. If you can't rule them all out, probably best to stay home

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[St1ck]

14 minutes ago, Lou said:

My friend wants me to go with her to Walmart when they open at 6am tomorrow.

Do I dare?

Is she hot? 

Also check, some stores are opening the first hour for just the elderly.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, st1ckboy said:

Is she hot? 

Also check, some stores are opening the first hour for just the elderly.

Not hot, but attractive. She also does pilates. 

I'm so confused. 

[angelinkc]

8 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Is she hot? 

Also check, some stores are opening the first hour for just the elderly.

great point. my advice goes out the window if hot chicks are involved

[St1ck]

Just now, angelinkc said:

great point. my advice goes out the window if hot chicks are involved

It went out the window with me long before that. How's the extra smoking treating you?

[Blarg]

14 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

Accidental poisoning by and exposure to noxious substances 64,795 5,027 64      Drug poisoning 61,311 5,313 68      Opioids (including both legal and illegal) 43,036 7,569 96 All motor vehicle accidents 40,231 8,096 103      Car occupants 7,248 44,939 572      Motorcycle riders 4,832 67,409 858      Pedestrians 7,450 43,721 556 Assault by firearm 14,542 22,399 285 Exposure to smoke, fire and flames 2,812 115,832 1,474 Fall on and from stairs and steps 2,493 130,654 1,662 Drowning and submersion while in or falling into swimming pool 723 450,511 5,732 Fall on and from ladder or scaffolding 569 572,441 7,283 Air and space transport accidents 385 846,024 10,764 Firearms discharge (accidental) 486 670,204 8,527 Cataclysmic storm (3) 132 2,467,570 31,394 Flood 27 12,063,673 153,482 Lightning 19 17,143,115 218,106 Earthquake and other earth movements 13 25,055,321 318,770 Bitten or struck by dog 36 9,047,755 115,111

 

I would way each of these odds carefully before I dared to leave my house. If you can't rule them all out, probably best to stay home

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[angelinkc]

Just now, st1ckboy said:

It went out the window with me long before that. How's the extra smoking treating you?

lol has increased sitting around the house. not sure if this sore throat is from that or i got the virus.

[angelinkc]

Just now, Blarg said:

0.9%

good time for you to work on that new reality show documenting your hormonal treatments and transition

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, angelinkc said:

lol has increased sitting around the house. not sure if this sore throat is from that or i got the virus.

You smoke in the house?

[angelinkc]

5 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

You smoke in the house?

no i smoke outside. im not that rude

[tdawg87]

I'm under quarantine but I'm actually going to see the hottest chick I've ever known tomorrow to hang out.

No we aren't having sex because she has 3 kids and a boyfriend. But I'd still fuck her. 

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

no i smoke outside. im not that rude

I know you probably think it's for queers, but you should really look into vaping. I has a pack a day smoker for years. Since vaping, I haven't had a cigarette in 6 years, and can't even imagine wanting one. I know you live in the sticks, so a vape shop is probably not easy to come by, bit I believe you can order it online now.

I have one of these:

https://www.elementvape.com/vaporesso-renova-zero

The juice costs $20, and lasts me over a month. They have a dry tabacco flavor I use.

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm under quarantine but I'm actually going to see the hottest chick I've ever known tomorrow to hang out.

No we aren't having sex because she has 3 kids and a boyfriend. But I'd still fuck her. 

Good thing you are taking your quarantine seriously.

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Good thing you are taking your quarantine seriously.

Thanks

[Lou]

"Major League Baseball is considering the idea of abandoning both the 2020 draft and the upcoming international signing period due to the coronavirus, sources told Ronald Blum of The Associated Press.

Skipping both events would help the league save money while games are paused during the ongoing pandemic, according to Blum.

Any decision would need to be made in conjunction with the MLB Players Association. Discussions between the league and union are ongoing."

[angelinkc]

5 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

I know you probably think it's for queers, but you should really look into vaping. I has a pack a day smoker for years. Since vaping, I haven't had a cigarette in 6 years, and can't even imagine wanting one. I know you live in the sticks, so a vape shop is probably not easy to come by, bit I believe you can order it online now.

I have one of these:

https://www.elementvape.com/vaporesso-renova-zero

The juice costs $20, and lasts me over a month. They have a dry tabacco flavor I use.

i thought about it. quite a few vape shops here. really need to quit. one can do pretty much anything we set our minds to doing. i really enjoy smoking is the problem

[tdawg87]

Just now, angelinkc said:

i thought about it. quite a few vape shops here. really need to quit. one can do pretty much anything we set our minds to doing. i really enjoy smoking is the problem

I love you

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

i thought about it. quite a few vape shops here. really need to quit. one can do pretty much anything we set our minds to doing. i really enjoy smoking is the problem

It's different at first. You'll still want a real cigarette the first week,but once you get used to it, it's so much better. It's cheaper, doesn't smell, and you don't have to go outside. I'm not one of those guys that blows the giant vape smoke, I actually turn it on it's lowest setting. 

[Lou]

Disgusting