SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

the tie breaker for me has always been the chicks on fox. not what they once were but better than watching all the gay on cnn

[Brandon]

I think vodka fights this virus pretty well 

[Lou]

Just now, Brandon said:

I think vodka fights this virus pretty well 

[gotbeer]

11 minutes ago, Brandon said:

I think vodka fights this virus pretty well 

This is true.  The moment I stopped drinking it in Vegas I got sick.  

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, gotbeer said:

This is true.  The moment I stopped drinking it in Vegas I got sick.  

That's called a hangover.

[Lou]

Just now, gotbeer said:

This is true.  The moment I stopped drinking it in Vegas I got sick.  

Let that be a lesson to you. I hope you grow from this terrible experience.

[Adam]

Damn I gotta work from home til April 1 and the kids schools closed

[Lou]

Just now, Adam said:

Damn I gotta work from home til April 1 and the kids schools closed

Definitely Father of the Year material.

[gotbeer]

3 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

That's called a hangover.

You can't be hungover when you are still drunk silly.

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, gotbeer said:

You can't be hungover when you are still drunk silly.

You said you stopped, silly.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I have a date with an asian chick tonight 

 

[notherhalo]

Im importing some half russian / half asian chick in a week or two

Itd be cool if I could get a chinese passport for her to carry around.  She could cough and wave that thing to scatter crowds / clear queues 

[Blarg]

21 minutes ago, Adam said:

Damn I gotta work from home til April 1 and the kids schools closed

[tdawg87]

54 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I have a date with an asian chick tonight 

 

Worth it.

[Redondo]

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

Redondo, could you please link these stories from a legitimate news source?

You mean like Joy Behar or Don Lemon?

[Brandon]

1 hour ago, notherhalo said:

Im importing some half russian / half asian chick in a week or two

Itd be cool if I could get a chinese passport for her to carry around.  She could cough and wave that thing to scatter crowds / clear queues 

I’m at a watering hole but ran next door to a Rite Aid to grab some minor snack foods and Pedialyte for the weekend, but even they were wiped out of shit. So when I come back to my friends they asked if I got what I wanted and I said what they were out of and I missed on some snacks. 

There is an Asian market in the same parking lot. We talked about me running in as the only white dude not wearing a mask and coughing all over the place and coming in like ISIS wearing a bomb jacket.

[Tank]

I picked the wrong week to get sick. Started with a sore throat and has now moved to my lungs with a bit of a cough. Talked to my doctor yesterday and wondered about getting tested since I ran through LAX last weekend. He said not to unless I develop a fever. Went through some chills earlier today but still no fever. Hoping this breaks up quickly.

Looks like we’re going to have to create online lesson plans for kids right away, even though we’re now officially on spring break for the next two weeks. 
 

We have a reservation for my brothers timeshare in Newport in ten days. Hoping they’ll still be open.

i just wanna play some golf right now.

[Amazing Larry]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

The fact that I get this joke and saw the Challenger explode on live tv makes me feel old. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

18 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

The fact that I get this joke and saw the Challenger explode on live tv makes me feel old. 

AND saw the diff'rent strokes episode when Dudley got a free bike.... but at a hell of a cost...

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

Why? People agreed to pay it.

I was 18 years old and stupid.

[Taylor]

7 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

AND saw the diff'rent strokes episode when Dudley got a free bike.... but at a hell of a cost...

AngelsNeverDie was watching Diff'rent Strokes?

[ten ocho recon scout]

Cals just moved ahead of the pack.

Kudos to the Maytag man being a predator.

[ten ocho recon scout]

 

[Taylor]

4 minutes ago, calscuf said:

That would be awesome if that excuse worked on herpes.

Or pregnancy. Or a lot of other things.

 

 

 

So I've heard.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

I was 18 years old and stupid.

Must’ve been doubly tough living on your own then.