SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[cals]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

Yes 

After said man got it did he say “I thithint get ith becoth all tha dicks I thucked”?

[Lou]

1 minute ago, cals said:

After said man got it did he say “I thithint get ith becoth all tha dicks I thucked”?

No 

[cals]

$20 says the guy had a female boss.

[Lou]

Just now, cals said:

$20 says the guy had a female boss.

Hmmmm....

Nope 

[cals]

Just now, Lou said:

Hmmmm....

Nope 

No dad and only sisters growing up

[Lou]

Just now, cals said:

No dad and only sisters growing up

Nope 

[cals]

Traumatic injury to his testicles before puberty.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

Traumatic injury to his testicles before puberty.

No 

[cals]

Look even if a man ever had this I’m sure once it went away he was like “great, it’s gone”.  As opposed to a gal or gay who kept up the ruse and blamed Tucker Carlson.  That’s science.

[Lou]

Just now, cals said:

Look even if a man ever had this I’m sure once it went away he was like “great, it’s gone”.  As opposed to a gal or gay who kept up the ruse and blamed Tucker Carlson.  That’s science.

Ok 

[m0nkey]

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

[cals]

14 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

Nope, you gotta do what best for m0nkey.  Sucks to be the other passengers but m0nkeys gonna do what m0nkeys gotta do.

[m0nkey]

12 minutes ago, cals said:

Nope, you gotta do what best for m0nkey.  Sucks to be the other passengers but m0nkeys gonna do what m0nkeys gotta do.

Appreciate the confirmation.  Plus, it was the pussy version, not the heavy hitter that you had to deal with 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

Honestly at this stage, you're not a bad person. I'm assuming you wore a mask and didn't try to chat up the old lady sitting next to you.

[Amazing Larry]

1 hour ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

Sounds like a cold. Hopefully you got some sleep on the flight home. 

[gotbeer]

10 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

Pandemic is over.  Why are you even testing?  

[Jay]

11 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

Pfizer thanks you for your service.

[Adam]

11 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Tested positive the morning of our flight back from London on one of the free at home tests we brought with us from the states. Am I a bad person if I still went on the flight? Symptoms mainly runny nose and a cough 

Its a fucking cold. Just don't hug an old broad. Unless she's white

[m0nkey]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Pandemic is over.  Why are you even testing?  

Wife made me. Acting like we have AIDS now

[cals]

27 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Wife made me. Acting like we have AIDS now

For some reason you don’t have a married vibe.  Like you’re happy and shit.

[m0nkey]

14 minutes ago, cals said:

For some reason you don’t have a married vibe.  Like you’re happy and shit.

Well we just finished our year long delayed honeymoon, give it time maybe?

[cals]

32 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Well we just finished our year long delayed honeymoon, give it time maybe?

Yeah, that’s probably it.  Enjoy the good times now, amigo.

[Redondo]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

Yeah, that’s probably it.  Enjoy the good times now, amigo.

Yep

You can always tell her this

[cals]

40 minutes ago, Redondo said:

Yep

You can always tell her this

We don't want him to get laughed at.