SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[gotbeer]

I woke up with a sore throat.  Took a test and there is only one line.  

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, gotbeer said:

I woke up with a sore throat.  Took a test and there is only one line.  

[gotbeer]

8 minutes ago, St1ck said:

More like this.

 

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

More like this.

 

One line is never enough.

[tdawg87]

99.6 fever. Chest feels just a little tight.

This might be it guys. It's been fun.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

99.6 fever. Chest feels just a little tight.

This might be it guys. It's been fun.

You’re vaccinated so you’ll be fine. If you weren’t in New Hampshire I’d bring you some soup and leave it on your porch 

Edited June 16, 2022 by Jason

[cals]

Just now, Jason said:

You’re vaccinated so you’ll be fine. If you weren’t in New Hampshire I’d bring you some soup and leave it on your porch 

Just don’t ask @Stradling for two double doubles, apparently that’s just toooo much to ask for.

[cals]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

99.6 fever. Chest feels just a little tight.

This might be it guys. It's been fun.

Did you take a test?

[arch stanton]

Would that be called a double double double or a quadruple double?

[cals]

Just now, arch stanton said:

Would that be called a double double double or a quadruple double?

Don’t discuss any burger with more than 2 patties at INO or you will be slapped with a cease and desist letter.  No such burgers have ever existed, nor will they ever.

[arch stanton]

They can kiss my lightly toasted buns 

[tdawg87]

31 minutes ago, cals said:

Did you take a test?

I'm going to.

[cals]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

I'm going to.

And then what are you gonna do?

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, cals said:

And then what are you gonna do?

Probably jerk off.

I don't have a garage. My landlords do but they're here for bike week.

[cals]

7 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Probably jerk off.

I don't have a garage. My landlords do but they're here for bike week.

If you don’t have a garage, where do you masturbate?  I’m confused.

[St1ck]

40 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

Would that be called a double double double or a quadruple double?

Four patties are called a 4x4.

[cals]

Just now, St1ck said:

Four patties are called a 4x4.

Dude, STFU, you trying to get us sued?

[cals]

Wait.

What the hell is bike week?

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Dude, STFU, you trying to get us sued?

Yes. Come at me @Stradling. You scared coward.

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

If you don’t have a garage, where do you masturbate?  I’m confused.

Usually I just nut on my belly then fall asleep.

[cals]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Usually I just nut on my belly then fall asleep.

You have no idea how aroused I am right now.  It’s high noon.

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

Wait.

What the hell is bike week?

Basically, once a year thousands of people from all over the country come to a town called Laconia to show off their motorcycles, get drunk and buy dumb shit. It's like a massive fair or carnival but for people with motorcycles. There's also one in Sturgis.

It's as gay as it sounds.

[cals]

5 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Yes. Come at me @Stradling. You scared coward.

There are two entities in California you don’t fuck with: The Scientologists and INOlogists.  I would tread lightly.

[cals]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Basically, once a year thousands of people from all over the country come to a town called Laconia to show off their motorcycles, get drunk and buy dumb shit. It's like a massive fair or carnival but for people with motorcycles. There's also one in Sturgis.

It's as gay as it sounds.

Gay?  Shit, that sounds like a cornucopia of 45 year old titties being flashed is what that sounds like to me.  I hope you don’t have covid so you can get out there and enjoy some aged melons.

[tdawg87]

9 minutes ago, cals said:

Gay?  Shit, that sounds like a cornucopia of 45 year old titties being flashed is what that sounds like to me.  I hope you don’t have covid so you can get out there and enjoy some aged melons.

I've been. The traffic isn't worth the titties, unfortunately.