SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

“However, in 2001, a gassy pantless scientist farted into a petri dish to see if bacteria would grow, and sure enough clumps of bacteria did develop. But never fear, when the same scientist was wearing pants and farted directly into a separate petri dish, no bacteria grew. While this study was conducted long before COVID-19 was a concern, it provides some relief that that the risk of catching COVID-19 from a fart is overblown, so to speak.”

If you don’t think I’m gonna show up pantsless to your home then you don’t know me.  

I'll call the cops and use this post to prove intent.

[cals]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I'll call the cops and use this post to prove intent.

If I am arrested without pants farting into your home, my intent is irrelevant.  

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

My wife and I (or our baby) still haven't gotten it. Knock on wood.

This was the first case in our household. My wife picked up at her work 

[cals]

I’m gonna guess your wife works with people with special needs.

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m gonna guess your wife works with people with special needs.

Damn

[Amazing Larry]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Better.  Haven’t had any fever except the second day of symptoms I had a tiny bit.  Past 2 days it’s just congestion.  My wife is feeling like 80%, too.  Just some residual congestion for her too.  

I was sick all last week. Heavy congestion and green snot. Not sure if it was Covid or not.

[cals]

25 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Damn

You Jason’d my Jason joke on Jason.

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

You Jason’d my Jason joke on Jason.

I knew he wouldn't get it 

[cals]

Sigh.  Well for those not paying attention Jason was going to respond and say “no, she’s a ______” to which I would respond with “no, I meant at home”.

[Jason]

39 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m gonna guess your wife works with people with special needs.

No, just me

[cals]

Sigh

[gotbeer]

Still haven't got it.  I'll be going to Vegas next month though, so will try my best.

[Crampknees]

I was in San Diego over a week, friends kid there had sore throat and temp.  How long is it again that if you don't have it till you are in the clear.  Think I have been back 11 days but pretty stuffed up this morning and feeling weak, but that could be it is already 105 out. 

[Jason]

Just now, Crampknees said:

I was in San Diego over a week, friends kid there had sore throat and temp.  How long is it again that if you don't have it till you are in the clear.  Think I have been back 11 days but pretty stuffed up this morning and feeling weak, but that could be it is already 105 out. 

I thought incubation was 3-5 days 

[Crampknees]

Just now, Jason said:

I thought incubation was 3-5 days 

cool, thanks. 

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

I was in San Diego over a week, friends kid there had sore throat and temp.  How long is it again that if you don't have it till you are in the clear.  Think I have been back 11 days but pretty stuffed up this morning and feeling weak, but that could be it is already 105 out. 

[Crampknees]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

uh-oh, the covid bear greeting. 

[cals]

Just took a test.  Still positive!

[Crampknees]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

Just took a test.  Still positive!

Your wife?

[cals]

3 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Your wife?

Same 

[Jason]

17 minutes ago, cals said:

Just took a test.  Still positive!

I think you can still come up positive for up to 90 days. Even after you feel better 

[cals]

Just now, Jason said:

I think you can still come up positive for up to 90 days. Even after you feel better 

Thank you Dr. Jason.

[gotbeer]

19 minutes ago, cals said:

Just took a test.  Still positive!

Sweet, enjoy the Miller Lites and reruns of Joe Dirt.

[Jason]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

Thank you Dr. Jason.

Anytime. Glad I could help 

[Crampknees]

18 minutes ago, Jason said:

I think you can still come up positive for up to 90 days. Even after you feel better 

Some reason I imagined this guy saying that.  Lecter would have been cool at the White House instead of Fauci when covid hit.