Uses of the term Dipoto

[Second Base]

Just so I think we're all clear on the versatility and usefulness of this word. 

Dipoto - 1. To screw something up.  2. To lay waste to something.  3. To hoodwink or fool.  4. To trade needlessly, either not improving or actively being worse off after a trade. 5. A collegiate pitcher with low upside, but a high floor.  Very likely to become a AA/AAA starter. 

Used in a sentence....

1. Wow, they really Dipoto'd the Shohei Ohtani sweepstakes.  Now Seattle has no prospects, a ton of international money that needs to be spent, and no free agent international prospects to spend it on. 

2. Since being hired as the GM of the Mariners, Jerry has Dipoto'd their farm system. 

3. "Don't worry guys, I'll Dipoto the media.  they'll love it without realizing how bad this is."

4. I got bored sitting in my office with nothing to do, so I Dipoto'd and traded our third string catcher for a 32 year old AA reliever. 

5. Dipoto picks shouldn't be in the first round.  More like the 26th. 

Alright, so now that you know, feel free to deploy this term to maximum efficiency. 

 

[Angel Oracle]

I finally found my perfect Dipoto gloss:    Professor Harold Hill

[Taylor]

Alternative to 5:

"The M's first round pick is a real Dipoto."

[Chris]

I don't know...but I feel like the Angels got Dipoto'd today.

[m0nkey]

Just make sure DiPoto is no longer a term

[hangin n wangin]

Shit or get off Dipoto.

[tdawg87]

I had really bad Chinese food and Dipoto'd my pants.

[tdawg87]

Magic Johnson contracted the HIV virus which led to DIPOTOS.

[Inside Pitch]

5 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Just make sure DiPoto is no longer a term

I hate when they Dipoto the spelling of Dipoto

[eligrba4ever]

I prefer Diputrid.

[eligrba]

43 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

I had really bad Chinese food and Dipoto'd my pants.

Dipoto'd my pants is redundant. 

[Chris]

Wait we have 2 eligrbas on here?  LOL

[Taylor]

42 minutes ago, Chris said:

Wait we have 2 eligrbas on here?  LOL

Woah, I had no idea. I thought they were the same person.

[Blarg]

Another case of having two dicks on the board. Amiright @Dick B Back & @Dick Enberg? 

[Dick Enberg]

25 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Another case of having two dicks on the board. Amiright @Dick B Back & @Dick Enberg? 

Couple of swinging Dicks!

[Second Base]

Looks like we're adding a couple more definitions to Dipoto.

I like it, well done AW!

[Turd Ferguson]

Otopid: short-sighted, impulsive, myopic

[tomsred]

I laid a Dipoto in the locker room, now the players hate me.

 

[tomsred]

I'm in the middle of a very important job, and I've hired a staff that is very loyal to me, then I Dipotoed (quit).

or alternatively,

My boss Dipotoed me when he sided with some older, fat prick.  Therefore I quit.

[hangin n wangin]

5 hours ago, Chris said:

Wait we have 2 eligrbas on here?  LOL

Dude I got so confused by that. Thought it was the same guy the whole time lol

[Dick B Back]

2 hours ago, Dick Enberg said:

Couple of swinging Dicks!

We do the best we can to bring some swinging normalcy to this abnormal environment. 

[laagamer]

That curry is getting to me. I gotta go take a Dipoto.

[eligrba]

15 hours ago, Taylor said:

Woah, I had no idea. I thought they were the same person.

Not the same, but could be, but not.

[eligrba]

11 hours ago, tomsred said:

I laid a Dipoto in the locker room, now the players hate me.

 

Dipoto kryptonite.

[failos]

Diputa