School Threats Thread

[fan_since79]

Say that title five times in a row quickly. I dare you.

But seriously, there are so many threats that I thought a separate thread was called for. We'll start with Utah, where a student sympathetic to ISIS brought a bomb to school.

http://kutv.com/news/local/juvenile-arrested-admits-to-replacing-us-flag-with-isis-flag-at-hurricane-school

 

[gotbeer]

Are they sure it wasn't a clock?

[Tank]

4 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Are they sure it wasn't a clock?

we'll find out when he goes to obama's house to be honored for his ingenuity.

[mrwicked]

haha. f*ck that clock dipshit.

[fan_since79]

The first clue that something was wrong was the smoke coming out of his backpack.

[Lou]

[fan_since79]

4,000 students were evacuated from Pierce College this evening after a student threatened a mass shooting. He was later arrested.

[Lou]

[Adam]

We're the Bayside Tigers and we're on the prowl. Hear the Bayside Tigers growl! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Lou]

we finally have the truth. 

she was scared to go to school 

[cez]

a bunch of kids were absent last week at my school because some kid wrote about a supposed shooting in one of my textbooks, and then erased it. 

the police department confiscated all of my textbooks, found it to NOT be a credible threat, but still put out a community announcement about it.  we have 1500 kids at my school, and 600 were absent the next day.

just another day at the office.

[Kevin]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

we finally have the truth. 

she was scared to go to school 

Nope. Definitely the caffeine pills. I don't care what you say.