The what do you do for a living thread?

[Jason]

1 hour ago, wopphil said:

Employment attorney, representing employers.

So you love unions?

[Adam]

7 hours ago, Jason said:

So you love unions?

They keep him busy

[wopphil]

7 hours ago, Jason said:

So you love unions?

Almost as much as the National Labor Relations Board (R.I.P.).

[wopphil]

4 hours ago, calscuf said:

Basically he defends those who fuck people over.

Actually, I defend the corporations who have no voice. The ones under constant attack by liberal politicians, litigants, and the attorneys who extort money from them. I am a champion for the wrongfully accused, those that are deemed guilty merely by virtue of their status as an employer.  

[Tank]

Okay, that read very funny.

[Adam]

9 hours ago, wopphil said:

Actually, I defend the corporations who have no voice. The ones under constant attack by liberal politicians, litigants, and the attorneys who extort money from them. I am a champion for the wrongfully accused, those that are deemed guilty merely by virtue of their status as an employer.  

I'm pretty consistently a victim. We keep this up and I'll put one Phil's kids through college 

[Docwaukee]

Shepherd

I do some scarecrow work on the side.  

[NJHalo]

I make my living off my website:

 

Njhalo.Com - Info

 

njhalo.com receives about 3 unique visitors and 3 (1.00 per visitor) page views per day which should earn about $0.01/day from advertising revenue. Estimated site value is $3.65. According to Alexa Traffic Rank njhalo.com is ranked number 16,777,215 in the world and 1.0E-6% of global Internet users visit it. Site is hosted in Sunnyvale, CA, 94089, United States and links to network IP address 68.180.151.96.

 

 

[Adam]

I rap and dance

[Jobu]

[Jobu]

Oh whoops, I misread. 

[Slegnaac]

4 hours ago, NJHalo said:

I make my living off my website:

 

Njhalo.Com - Info

 

njhalo.com receives about 3 unique visitors and 3 (1.00 per visitor) page views per day which should earn about $0.01/day from advertising revenue. Estimated site value is $3.65. According to Alexa Traffic Rank njhalo.com is ranked number 16,777,215 in the world and 1.0E-6% of global Internet users visit it. Site is hosted in Sunnyvale, CA, 94089, United States and links to network IP address 68.180.151.96.

 

 

I will give you  $0.75 for a 25% share of the site.  I'm sure there is a vast audience out there. 

[Tank]

this suddenly turned in to an aw.com version of shark tank.

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, Jobu said:

You're a rapist? 

[Ordos]

I consult for clients that sell snake oil to the wives of all you ugly mugs, all in the name of keeping you in a happy relationship. You're welcome.

Oh, and I work with a golf company, so at least there's something in it for you guys too.

[mrwicked]

Soap.

I make, and I sell, soap.

[NJHalo]

 

1 hour ago, mrwicked said:

Soap.

I make, and I sell, soap.

Are you the soap nazi?

[Tank]

2 hours ago, mrwicked said:

Soap.

I make, and I sell, soap.

no need to state so humbly the amazing cutting edge work you do at your research lab/factory every week. here's a sample, for those who haven't taken the tour just yet:

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Registered Nurse, currently employed in corrections.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

14 hours ago, NJHalo said:

I make my living off my website:

 

Njhalo.Com - Info

 

njhalo.com receives about 3 unique visitors and 3 (1.00 per visitor) page views per day which should earn about $0.01/day from advertising revenue. Estimated site value is $3.65. According to Alexa Traffic Rank njhalo.com is ranked number 16,777,215 in the world and 1.0E-6% of global Internet users visit it. Site is hosted in Sunnyvale, CA, 94089, United States and links to network IP address 68.180.151.96.

 

 

Sell high.

[NJHalo]

10 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Sell high.

Hoping you guys will drive some traffic my way, and I can double it's value.

[mrwicked]

On 2/17/2017 at 6:31 PM, Tank said:

no need to state so humbly the amazing cutting edge work you do at your research lab/factory every week. here's a sample, for those who haven't taken the tour just yet:

Just doing my part to make the word a better, cleaner and more freshly-scented place. 

[Tank]

it was a bold move to create the pope-on-a-rope series. you should've won a bloody oscar or tony for that.