Speculation: CJ Wilson to retire?

[KevinJ14]

Also, here's a post on reddit:

He's currently on the IMSA Radio live stream as a color commentator for the Rolex 24 at Daytona. Confirmed that he will be racing full time this year in the Porsche Cup USA, starting at Sebring in March. Said he's happy to be leaving the sport on his own terms, when he wants to, and to do something he's wanted to do since he was a kid. Seems like he talked to a few teams but once the offer from Porsche came in, it was an easy decision.

 

[ettin]

This is absolutely unshocking in every way shape and form.

[Ohtaniland]

CJ retired after 2015.

[tdawg87]

Hope he doesn't strain his pussy shifting into 3rd.

[arch stanton]

CJ Who?

[Oz27]

He is retired from Major League Baseball for the same reason that I am.

[fan_since79]

I hope his races move faster than his innings.

 

[Broad Street]

Wish nothing but the best for CJ, hope he does well. I'm not bitter, yes he didn't perform to his contract, but there were also some really good times. Good luck CJ, hope you get some checkered flags in your future.

[Angel Oracle]

In other news, water is wet and the Sabres are a bad hockey franchise.

[Blarg]

9 hours ago, Oz27 said:

He is retired from Major League Baseball for the same reason that I am.

You suffered a career ending vaginal  bruise? 

[Troll Daddy]

I guess if Tebow can become a baseball player ... CJ can become a race car driver. 

This should be fun lol

[DoubleOffTheWall]

Would love to be him...be filthy rich, played in 2 WS, married a model, own businesses outside of baseball, and now gonna race cars for living. Dude won in life

[Turd Ferguson]

lol to "leaving sport on own terms." That's like saying I've chosen not to pursue Kate Upton.

[AngelsLakersFan]

13 hours ago, Oz27 said:

He is retired from Major League Baseball for the same reason that I am.

Torn labia?

 

 

 

/obligatory

[AngelsLakersFan]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

You suffered a career ending vaginal  bruise? 

Damnit Blarg

[Inside Pitch]

1 hour ago, DoubleOffTheWall said:

Would love to be him...be filthy rich, played in 2 WS, married a model, own businesses outside of baseball, and now gonna race cars for living. Dude won in life

Absolutely.   Only thing missing is a successful music/acting career.

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

You suffered a career ending vaginal  bruise? 

 

13 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Torn labia?

 

 

 

/obligatory

/wipes tear

I love you assholes.

[Chuck]

14 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Hope he doesn't strain his pussy shifting into 3rd.

LOL

[eligrba]

I will always remember those magical moments where C.J. gutted out all of those meaningful starts allowing the Angels to win some big games.

 

Fu*&^*g pussy would have never made it out of Missouri if he was on the Oregon Trail.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

6 hours ago, Turd Ferguson said:

lol to "leaving sport on own terms." That's like saying I've chosen not to pursue Kate Upton.

That was the thing that struck me. Basically he wasn't going to get a contract offer for 2017. His retirement merely formalized that.

I knew that this thread would have some epic responses, and it has not disappointed.

[Tank]

that this thread could go this far without a single picture makes me very worried about most of you.

[Blarg]

That's Verlander's girlfriend,  you goofball. 

 

 

 

 

Thanks. 

[JAHV76]

15 hours ago, Tank said:

that this thread could go this far without a single picture makes me very worried about most of you.

Whoa Verlander got hosed by MLB Cy Young vote, Kate Upton, CJ Wilson, and Erick Aybar.

[Docwaukee]

In honor of CJ Wilson's retirement, the Angel Baseball Organization has started the Bologna Flower Foundation.  

Proceeds will go to the former ranger anti-douchebag research association.  Chairman Josh Hamilton expressed his gratitude to the organization by saying, 'God loves me more than you.'

CJ Wilson, however will be unable to attend the inaugural event as his McClaren needs a wash.  Instead, the event will focus on key note speaker Vernon Wells as he speaks of his award winning book on how to avoid stress.  

[Troll Daddy]

Lucky bustard 

 

 

[Jobu]

Does he know that you have to finish races?