Too early?

[red321]

 

[arch stanton]

More dumb than offensive

[Jason]

I can't see that being a real company trying to sell a product. I'm not sure how that will get anyone to buy a mattress. 

[Adam]

If this were real they'd all be persian, because only persians own mattress and furniture stores. Then, it would be awesome. 

[gotbeer]

I predict their next sale will be an out of business sale, or a fire sale.

[NJHalo]

Pigs can't fly. Lets see if they can sell mattresses

[Tank]

wow, talk about tacky. 

would love to take a copy of this commercial to every college campus in america and the let the SJWs run wild.

[Brandon]

She looks more like a Cal-king

[Guest]

damn, she's a mattress alright.

[gotbeer]

 

Texas mattress store that ran Sept. 11-themed ‘Twin Tower sale’ ad closed indefinitely

[Glen]

I thought it was kinda funny, in that "watching somebody do something stupid" kind of way.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Probably the dumbest idea any marketing person has ever conjured up. And I thought the sit and sleep ads were bad.

I like that the other mattress store in Canada had to say "it's not us". Reminds me when people were attacking Sikhs after 9/11

[Tank]

10 hours ago, gotbeer said:

 

Texas mattress store that ran Sept. 11-themed ‘Twin Tower sale’ ad closed indefinitely

This is a much smarter and appropriate action.

[AngelsLongBall]

This found its way into my inbox.  I'll just leave this here:

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy for the rest of the week, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

 

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.
     
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
   
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,"Man, that could have been me!"

 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!

[Amazing Larry]

I read that with a southern drawl.

[AngelsLongBall]

30 minutes ago, Lawrence said:

I read that with a southern drawl.

I reckon you could read it as any one of these guys:

Edited September 12, 2016 by AngelsLongBall

[Amazing Larry]

Ha. Bill Engvall is actually an Angels fan and I've taken a picture with him at the stadium. I've seen him there multiple times.

[Adam]

He's our Jack Nicholson

[AngelsLongBall]

I'd prefer her:

[Tank]

that's an impressive set of, um, collectibles.

 

or should i have gone with mammory-bilia?

[gotbeer]

I don't know.  But I think she's signalling for us to steal.  Or hit and run. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

5 hours ago, Lawrence said:

Ha. Bill Engvall is actually an Angels fan and I've taken a picture with him at the stadium. I've seen him there multiple times.

Yeah, funny enough. A few friends of mine have diamond club seats and he had the ones next to them for a bit. Took me a few games to recognize him.

I was surprised he was an angel fan...even more surprised he was a local. I think he said Long beach?

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

I don't know.  But I think she's signalling for us to steal.  Or hit and run. 

..... I missed that sign and totally did something else.

[Amazing Larry]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

..... I missed that sign and totally did something else.

You struck out?

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, Lawrence said:

You struck out?

With far worse.

 

And heavier.