Low Back Pain Pro's

[Adam]

Doc said: 

1. Lose weight

2. Exercise

 

I am going to get an x-ray though. He also recommended I sleep on my back. I'm a stomach sleeper. Fell asleep on my back last night. Woke up half on my stomach half on my side with brutal hip pain. 

I'm just going to lose 3-4 LBs per week (a little faster than I'd like)

[Adam]

Doc was like a Jiffy Lube sales guy. By the time I left I had an appointment for a complete physical, blood work, x-ray, cyst removal and vasectomy. 

[arch stanton]

Vasectomy doesn't cure back pain but it sure can prevent a future pain in the ass.

[Tank]

If you have something like a lazy boy recliner, try sleeping in that.

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

Doc was like a Jiffy Lube sales guy. By the time I left I had an appointment for a complete physical, blood work, x-ray, cyst removal and vasectomy. 

Just covering his bases with the first 4 as it's better to be safe than sorry.  Pretty sure the last one is for society.  

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

Doc was like a Jiffy Lube sales guy. By the time I left I had an appointment for a complete physical, blood work, x-ray, cyst removal and vasectomy. 

Wow, your dentist is really thorough.

[Stradling]

3 hours ago, Tank said:

Wow, your dentist is really thorough.

He has full coverage.

[Homebrewer]

More horse racing and less eating..

"Honey, the doctor said I have to go to Del Mar at least 4 days a week"

Park in that lot across the freeway, that way you'll get more exercise. (no, don't take the tram) 

[mrwicked]

Funny how little weight gain can throw so many little things off whack.

I got married and started spending less time in the gym and more time traveling and eating and drinking and... generally being a newlywed and not being in the gym as much.

And all of a sudden I'm a little heavier in the mid-section and, hmm my toe kind of hurts, then my arm kind of hurts, etc. Just little things that you know are explicitly ties to adding 20lbs to the human frame.

Stupid kinesiology. 

[Adam]

Having kids did me in. No time for gym. No time to cook and meal plan

[AngelsLongBall]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

Having kids did me in. No time for gym. No time to cook and meal plan

Kids are the worst. I barely have time to masturbate in the shower before one of them comes banging on the door. Don't tell Moonbeam I'm wasting water

[mp170.6]

 

14 hours ago, Adam said:

Doc was like a Jiffy Lube sales guy. By the time I left I had an appointment for a complete physical, blood work, x-ray, cyst removal and vasectomy. 

I'm not a doctor but I can do the vasectomy at a 75% discount.  Call me.

 

P.S. Do you have any spare Liquid Nitrogen?

[Sciosciapath]

no truer form of birth control

[ELEVEN]

Ice is your new best friend. 20 min on 20 min off, repeat until numb.

Also try an incline board. Takes the gravity out of my spine in the mornings, and it's cut my chiro appts way down.

[CaliAngel]

17 hours ago, AngelsLongBall said:

Kids are the worst. I barely have time to masturbate in the shower before one of them comes banging on the door. Don't tell Moonbeam I'm wasting water

Honestly my roommate had his wife and 2 kids stay over for the weekend, those fuc*in' kids man. It was the greatest form of birth control ever, I can't even imagine having them around all the time. What a fuc*ing joke. No privacy, constant attention, them bickering back and forth, and their energy. Then you gotta feed them and pay for sh*t for them? My gawd it was exhausting just watching.

I don't think I'll ever want to have kids.

[Ray McKigney]

Whenever I'm suffering from back pain, I always find that a few hours of intense masturbation helps quite a bit.

[Stradling]

1 hour ago, CaliAngel said:

Honestly my roommate had his wife and 2 kids stay over for the weekend, those fuc*in' kids man. It was the greatest form of birth control ever, I can't even imagine having them around all the time. What a fuc*ing joke. No privacy, constant attention, them bickering back and forth, and their energy. Then you gotta feed them and pay for sh*t for them? My gawd it was exhausting just watching.

I don't think I'll ever want to have kids.

I'll ignore most of this post because too each their own I guess,  but you have a roommate that doesn't live with his wife and kids?  

[Blarg]

On 8/10/2016 at 8:45 AM, arch stanton said:

Vasectomy doesn't cure back pain but it sure can prevent a future pain in the ass.

We already covered that angle by having his wife shelve the strap on. 

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, CaliAngel said:

Honestly my roommate had his wife and 2 kids stay over for the weekend, those fuc*in' kids man. It was the greatest form of birth control ever, I can't even imagine having them around all the time. What a fuc*ing joke. No privacy, constant attention, them bickering back and forth, and their energy. Then you gotta feed them and pay for sh*t for them? My gawd it was exhausting just watching.

I don't think I'll ever want to have kids.

Quick, someone start a go fund me page for @CaliAngel for his vasectomy before he changes his mind.

[CaliAngel]

54 minutes ago, Stradling said:

I'll ignore most of this post because too each their own I guess,  but you have a roommate that doesn't live with his wife and kids?  

Coworker moved from out of state is staying with me for a month till he gets his own place.

Key word there Blarg, *don't think*, but if I find a woman who really wants them, and I could see having them with her, I would reconsider. If she didn't I'd be fine with that too.

 

[Sciosciapath]

is this the part where people with kids are shocked and appalled that some people don't want them

[AngelsLongBall]

1 hour ago, Sciosciapath said:

is this the part where people with kids are shocked and appalled that some people don't want them

C'mon man. Mine was pretty tongue in cheek. You'd know that if you follow me on twitter

[Brandon]

This was the perfect opportunity to drop the awesome Cali quote regarding keeping women down, in check, or not letting them get an ego. It escapes me at the moment, but would have been the ideal follow up to his post about a future wife.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

IIRC it was "I'd give her a dose of reality", or something close to that. 

[Blarg]

11 hours ago, AngelsLongBall said:

C'mon man. Mine was pretty tongue in cheek. You'd know that if you follow me on twitter

My response was sincere, let's cut @CaliAngel balls off before he procreates.