100 great movie one liners after a kill

[nate]

Some of these are funny.

 

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/100-hilariously-great-movie-one-liners-made-after-a-kil-1771103313?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Jason]

I'm at work and my dumb internet won't play videos right now. I assume Danny Glover's "It's just been revoked" is on there. I just watched that movie on Wednesday and thought that was a great kill one liner.

[tdawg87]

My favorite is 

 

 

You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.

 

 

after Forrest shoots Jenny in the face. So badass. 

[the dude abides]

Not sure if this is listed, but it should be:

 

[Make Angels Great Again]

Arnold has a ton of them, as it should be.

[Make Angels Great Again]

SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTUH

[nate]

I'm at work and my dumb internet won't play videos right now. I assume Danny Glover's "It's just been revoked" is on there. I just watched that movie on Wednesday and thought that was a great kill one liner.

 

 

Not sure if this is listed, but it should be:

 

 

both are in there

[Schildog]

if "you're no daisy" isn't number one there will be hell to pay

[gotbeer]

Arnold, Sly, Bond.  Probably made up half of them.

[Jason]

Wasn't there a Segal movie where he stabbed some dude in the head, kicked him in the face and told him "f**k you and die"? That's badass

[NJHalo]

Not a movie, but I love this one from the Sopranos

https://youtu.be/eoYHoc8Ez1w

https://youtu.be/9i-dB_6Dvcw

Edited April 15, 2016 by NJHalo

[ten ocho recon scout]

Wasn't there a Segal movie where he stabbed some dude in the head, kicked him in the face and told him "f**k you and die"? That's badass

hard to kill!

That was the one where he was in a coma for 7 years, woke up, couldnt remember his name, but knew he had some killing to do

[Jason]

Haha! Also remembered how to break somebody's neck with little effort

[Adam]

Ahh man I shot Marvin in the face

[gotbeer]

Ok, a bit drawn out.  And the best I could find on the interwebs.

 

[Jay]

if "you're no daisy" isn't number one there will be hell to pay

 

No Tombstone.

 

List fail.

[Mark68]

SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTUH

Considah that a divoce.

[Mark68]

Wipe yourself off. You dead.

 

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Edited April 17, 2016 by Mark68

[Tank]

Ahh man I shot Marvin in the face

Dick Cheney quotes don't belong in this thread.

[Tank]

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

[Ray McKigney]

My favorite is 

 

 

after Forrest shoots Jenny in the face. So badass. 

 

She deserved it for being such a slut.

[Jason]

Finally able to watch the vid. Lol that Glover's was the 1st one. So much Arnold

[Amazing Larry]

"She fell funny."

Frank Costello, The Departed

[ten ocho recon scout]

My favorite is

after Forrest shoots Jenny in the face. So badass.

or when jenny says "i do" at the wedding, after she had sex with forrest... Edited April 18, 2016 by ten ocho recon scout