San Bernardino Mass Shooting

[ten ocho recon scout]

Would a Jihadist Subway serve ham subs?

beat me to my response to tank

[Tank]

Would a Jihadist Subway serve ham subs?

 

ha!

 

back in the late 80s my men's chorus was singing at a church in san diego. there was a potluck lunch afterwards, and during the lunch they had a little ceremony to honor one of their parishoners who had just returned from one of our attacks on libya. he was a pilot and was willing to tell stories afterward lunch was over. he said one of the things they would do was find the radio frequency of the libyan pilots and then harass them endlessly. they'd make pig squeals and talk about having sex and watching wormen at the beach in bikinis. he said the US pilots really had a lot of fun because they knew the libyan pilots were as good at being pilots as mike scioscia is at running sprints.

 

the part about making squealing pigs sounds was pretty funny.

[ELEVEN]

Mexicans don't drive SUVs. No need.

We can fit 14 in an Impala

Huge trunk space!

[IEAngelsfan]

so if i go to subway i'm now supporting isis? 

 

crap.

Only if you buy a meatless sub.

[gotbeer]

Only if you buy a meatless sub.

 

So in Tanks case.  Yes. 

[Tank]

i'm gonna have to go into hiding, aren't i?

[ELEVEN]

If ISIS is Subway, then we're gonna need a JARED to take it down.

Shit gonna be gettin real.

[gotbeer]

Small moment of panic time. 

 

Reading the names of those killed in the attack.  And seeing a name you recognize, that is the right age.  Last time I heard, she had moved back east.  But I still had to scour to find a picture of the person to make sure, and thankfully it wasn't the person I know. 

[IEAngelsfan]

i'm gonna have to go into hiding, aren't i?

Don't worry.  You're well liked on this board and we won't rat you out.  Of course, if someone offers us a buy 1, get 1 free sandwich coupon from Subway, all bets are off and you're on your own.  Sorry bud.

Edited December 4, 2015 by IEAngelsfan

[fan_since79]

Terrorist Wife passed Homeland Security screening for her visa with flying colors.

 

And they want to bring thousands of Syrians here. Sure, what could go wrong?

 

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/672549313298481152

Edited December 4, 2015 by fan_since79

[Stradling]

Is flying colors somewhere on the grading spectrum?

[BaseballMom]

This pretty much describes me as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We should date.

 

Pics please

[Spirit]

Terrorist Wife passed Homeland Security screening for her visa with flying colors.

 

And they want to bring thousands of Syrians here. Sure, what could go wrong?

 

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/672549313298481152

 

 

Bitchin'

[Tank]

Don't worry.  You're well liked on this board and we won't rat you out.  Of course, if someone offers us a buy 1, get 1 free sandwich coupon from Subway, all bets are off and you're on your own.  Sorry bud.

Sold out for a $5 footlong. Smh.

[ELEVEN]

Is flying colors somewhere on the grading spectrum?

Which colors are the No Fly colors?

[Lou]

...so you're telling me they leave behind a 6 month old !? That is ****ing awful.

Obviously they kid is better off now

[Rico]

One of the victims received death threats the day before.

[Lou]

Before I left for work at around noon-thirty yesterday I told my wife my rule of thumb about shootings: if it's at an abortion clinic, A SCHOOL, A THEATER, AN OFFICE BUILDING, BLACK CHURCH, A COLLEGE CAMPUS, A POST OFFICE, A MILITARY BASE, guaranteed to be a white dude.  Anywhere else, overwhelming odds that it's a Muslim.

fixed it for you

[Lou]

If you have Muslim neighbors, do not trust them, do not be nice to them, tell them you are watching them and so is the ref of the neighborhood. Tell them we don't tolerate that shit in America and you will report them to Homeland Security if they fart the wrong way.

You have a ref in your neighborhood?

[Spirit]

Investigators now find Isis connection in this shooting.

 

I feel bad for the media and politicians that have been trying so hard to not make this about extremist terrorism.  

[fan_since79]

Congressman Stephen Lynch (D-MA): 72 employees at Homeland Security on terrorist watch list

 

http://wgbhnews.org/post/congressman-lynch-72-department-homeland-security-employees-terrorist-watchlist

[nando714]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/04/us/san-bernardino-shooting/index.html

What was that Obama?

[fan_since79]

Ten Dumbest Things said about the San Bernardino attack:

 

1. Senator Tim Kaine saying the atrocity proves America is addicted to guns.
2. Former FBI assistant director, Tom Fuentes “later joined by CNN's Harry Houck“ speculating an anti-government "right-wing group" is behind the attack.
3. MSNBC reporting (almost as soon as the shooting began) that the city of San Bernardino houses a Planned Parenthood.
4. A gun-control activist insisting Congress could stop these tragedies, it simply chooses not to.
5. George Stephanopoulos portraying President Obama as another victim in the tragedy.
6. President Obama arguing the feds are powerless to stop suspected terrorists from buying guns. (Which is untrue.)
7. An MSNBC guest arguing armed self defense, including armed guards, provides no security benefit.
8. Chris Matthews wondering if the attack can be traced back to the American revolution.
9. NBC's Kerry Saunders suggesting the Christmas party that was attacked could have served as a "trigger" for the gunmen.
10. Senator Tim Kaine arguing that, much like terrorists themselves, critics of increased gun control are the "voice of evil."

Edited December 4, 2015 by fan_since79

[gotbeer]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/04/us/san-bernardino-shooting/index.html

What was that Obama?

 

 

Anti Refugee Side got like a 500 round clip handed to them.

[wopphil]

ha!

back in the late 80s my men's chorus was singing at a church in san diego. there was a potluck lunch afterwards, and during the lunch they had a little ceremony to honor one of their parishoners who had just returned from one of our attacks on libya. he was a pilot and was willing to tell stories afterward lunch was over. he said one of the things they would do was find the radio frequency of the libyan pilots and then harass them endlessly. they'd make pig squeals and talk about having sex and watching wormen at the beach in bikinis. he said the US pilots really had a lot of fun because they knew the libyan pilots were as good at being pilots as mike scioscia is at running sprints.

the part about making squealing pigs sounds was pretty funny.

If they did that today, Obama would have the DOJ prosecute then for hate crimes.