Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

[Vegas Halo Fan]

 

A man who calls himself Vermin Supreme filed for the New Hampshire presidential primary. If he is elected, every American will get a pony, and he will defeat ISIS by going back in time. He also wears a rubber rain boot on his head. What's not to like?

 

 

Edited November 28, 2015 by Vegas Halo Fan

[wopphil]

And yet he is less of an ass-clown than the 17 other candidates.

[IEAngelsfan]

If I were in New Hamphire, I'd demand another type of footwear on his head for him to get my vote.

[Ray McKigney]

I hate anyone that ever had a pony.

[ELEVEN]

Where is tdawg right now?

[ELEVEN]

I hate anyone that ever had a pony.

And how does that make you feel?

[gotbeer]

After he is elected.  Summer Fanfast under the big A.  Me and Adam will be having pony races.  Adam will probably try and cheat, and give his horse steroids from some players locker, and or a In N Out milkshake from Downey.  

[Ray McKigney]

And how does that make you feel?

 

In all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

[Brandon]

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a client. Dead serious, he wrote his congressman, mayor, or some high ranking official in Michigan his economic recovery plan.

He didn't seem to have answers for much, but the basis of his plan was to give every US citizen a million dollars. He stressed student loans, but the premise was that everyone was to pay off all their debt and the leftovers could he used however.

As much as I wanted to ask questions like who would fund this or pay for everything I left it as is. I don't think even the Libs could come up with something that ambitious.

[ELEVEN]

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

[Ray McKigney]

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

 

Props to Lyle for banging Julia Roberts back when she was hot.

[Blarg]

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a client. Dead serious, he wrote his congressman, mayor, or some high ranking official in Michigan his economic recovery plan.

He didn't seem to have answers for much, but the basis of his plan was to give every US citizen a million dollars. He stressed student loans, but the premise was that everyone was to pay off all their debt and the leftovers could he used however.

As much as I wanted to ask questions like who would fund this or pay for everything I left it as is. I don't think even the Libs could come up with something that ambitious.

You do realize that plan costs less than two days bringing freedom to Afghanistan?

[Brandon]

A quick search shows the US has 318.9 million. A million each would be 318.9 quadrillion.

[ten ocho recon scout]

A quick search shows the US has 318.9 million. A million each would be 318.9 quadrillion.

that sounds like the money dr evil tried to ransom the world for

[ELEVEN]

that sounds like the money dr evil tried to ransom the world for

Do you have any idea what it costs to make a rocket out of a Bob's Big Boy?

[NJHalo]

There is no way I can vote for anyone with one kidney.

The vice president is one stone away from a promotion.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The State of the Union address would always be a must see. He could have a special rain boot made with the presidential seal on it.