Worst movies youve ever seen

[Glen]

i will defend musical theater and great movie musicals until i die. someone has to be the voice of entertainment class around here. i nominate myself.

One day we need to get together and watch "Paint Your Wagon."

[Glen]

Dark Knight Rises

Burton > Nolan

The scene where the football teams kept playing and were oblivious to the stadium collapsing under their feet was so stupid it ruined the movie.

[Adam]

There are obviously some really terrible movies. Generally though, the frequent somewhat informed movie-goer will avoid them. Gigli, for example is not a movie I'd ever watch.

 

The worst movie I've ever seen - one in which I had at least some basic expectations that it would be worth seeing - is The Devil's Own, with Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford. It is truly a remarkable POS. 

[Crampknees]

So far anything Amy Schumer is in, then again that is my fault for going there. 

[Tank]

i wish percy was here for this thread.

[IEAngelsfan]

i will defend musical theater and great movie musicals until i die. someone has to be the voice of entertainment class around here. i nominate myself.

Whenever "Singing in the Rain" comes on, my daughter and I watch it together.  When I used to work in a corporate office, I would greet co-workers some mornings by belting out "Good morning, good morning......"

[Tank]

One day we need to get together and watch "Paint Your Wagon."

 

i have two weeks at christmas break. give me a call.

[Brandon]

There are obviously some really terrible movies. Generally though, the frequent somewhat informed movie-goer will avoid them. Gigli, for example is not a movie I'd ever watch.

The worst movie I've ever seen - one in which I had at least some basic expectations that it would be worth seeing - is The Devil's Own, with Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford. It is truly a remarkable POS.

Agreed. I haven't watched half the shit mentioned. As mentioned, there needs to be expectation or circumstance.

I'd have to ask the better half because she knows more and picks worse than I do. But movies that come to mind we've seen and hated:

Mad Max

A million ways to die in the west (sister was in town and wanted to see it, we got what we expected and she liked it)

Ted 2 (terrible follow up to great first movie)

All the Hangovers after the first one. We expected the third to be the let down it was after the shit 2nd.

The artsy Scarlett Johansson flick where she ****s and kills random people.

Outside of that, when I had more time I went through a Red Box phase where if the cover of the dvd looked cool and the synopsis was good I'd grab it. So many shit action movies that I ended up stop grabbing movies altogether. The last I remember was some Kevin Costner hitman movie called 3 days to kill or some shit. I'm a sicker for the one man army action flicks and get burned a bit.

[Ray McKigney]

A million ways to die in the west (sister was in town and wanted to see it, we got what we expected and she liked it)

 

 

I was hoping for so much from this movie and it was a horrendous piece of shit. I can't remember one remotely funny part. What a turd.

[Ray McKigney]

13 Going on 30. Jennifer Garner should be working at Wal-Mart, not pretending to be a professional actor.

[mrwicked]

13 Going on 30. Jennifer Garner should be working at Wal-Mart, not pretending to be a professional actor.

 

she was the worst part of Juno too.

i laugh when she's in a movie and supposed to be the hot woman.

no.

[Ray McKigney]

she was the worst part of Juno too.

i laugh when she's in a movie and supposed to be the hot woman.

no.

 

She makes the same facial expression no matter what the situation. It's mind-boggling how she gets away with it.

[IEAngelsfan]

she was the worst part of Juno too.

i laugh when she's in a movie and supposed to be the hot woman.

no.

What, she's not manly at all.

 

Sneakyflute wants a word with you.

[ELEVEN]

The scene where the football teams kept playing and were oblivious to the stadium collapsing under their feet was so stupid it ruined the movie.

Wait.. that wasn't a Charger home game?

[Tank]

i like jennifer garner.

 

those dimples . . . sigh.

[Ray McKigney]

Drillbit Taylor. I'm an Owen Wilson fan, but holy crap this movie is bad. He probably watched this right before his suicide attempt.

[ELEVEN]

Congo

[ELEVEN]

Cabin Boy

[ELEVEN]

Anaconda

[ELEVEN]

Squirm

[ELEVEN]

Eegah

[ELEVEN]

Slither

[IEAngelsfan]

Congo

Is that the movie with King Solomon's lost mine with the albino killer gorillas?  I actually liked it.

[mrwicked]

slither is hilarious!

[ten ocho recon scout]

Congo! Only saw it once, but somehow over the years ive met 2 other people who knew what i meant when i waved my foresrm and said "ugly gorilla, go away"

Edited December 22, 2015 by ten ocho recon scout