Bear revenge

[red321]

 

 

I'm going to pepper spray you....

[gotbeer]

LOL.  Guess she shouldn't have pepper sprayed him.  

[red321]

I can speak from experience...when a bear grabs your shit...let him have your shit. But you sure as hell start whining..."please bear...don't steal my camera..."

 

"I'm going to pepper spray you..."

 

good...that's what you get

[Glen]

Maybe if she'd spoken in Spanish the bear would have understood her.  He still would have ****ed her shit up, but he might have gotten a bit more pleasure out of it.

Edited October 1, 2015 by Glen

[arch stanton]

That voice is man repellent not bear repellent.

[yk9001]

I swear to god, a Harry's Shave club ad popped up watching the youtube.

 

And that was only the second most annoying thing about that youtube.

[Crampknees]

That was great but I could only watch half of it and now deaf in one ear.  It should have been obvious to her that the bears name wasn't bear. 

[Amazing Larry]

Peyt's mom?

[mtangelsfan]

man, if I had to listen to that voice I'd tear some crap up too.

 

 

I can't tell if she is 11 or 92.

[Tank]

maybe she needs to hook up with the boston fisherman dude. the conversation would be epic.

 

"jay, did you see the size of that effin bear?"

"please bear, stop eating our boat!"

[mrwicked]

slightly off topic and more macabre,

has anyone read the story about the russian broad that was eaten alive by bears.

and managed to call her mom?

pretty gnar gnar.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html

[Tank]

He still gets pissed when I send him Christmas cards with bears on them.

 

that's so awesome.

[red321]

Sad.

I have a good friend who was mauled by a grizzly. He was torn up big time but played dead and had to hike a mile to a road for cell service after. They airlifted him out and he survived.

He still gets pissed when I send him Christmas cards with bears on them.

 

That's totally going to **** with your peeple rating

[gotbeer]

maybe she needs to hook up with the boston fisherman dude. the conversation would be epic.

 

"jay, did you see the size of that effin bear?"

"please bear, stop eating our boat!"

 

Except you would replace bear with Martian.  

[Homebrewer]

This guy lives about 1/2 mile down our road...he walks his little dog past our house in the mornings.
Of course he had left trash outside the night before.

What he doesn't tell you was that he threw a big tub at the bear, which then turned and pounced on him,.
Fish and Game had a bear trap on our property for 3 weeks, and caught 2 bears, neither one being the culprit. They knew from saliva tests that the offending bear was a female, and both bears they trapped were males. The "bad" bear was never caught.
 
 
 
 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev78MMGuFdk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
FRESNO (CBS/AP) — A 67-year-old man fought off a black bear that attacked him on his porch Thursday as the state sees an uptick in encounters, likely a result of California’s relentless drought that’s sending bears into populated areas to forage for food, officials said.

The man, who stepped outside in the pre-dawn hours, probably startled the bear feeding on bags of trash about 20 feet from the man’s door, said Lt. Chris Stoots of the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. The man lives in Midpines, a foothill community west of Yosemite National Park.

“Anyplace you have a lure for a bear, you’re going to likely have a bear,” Stoots said.

After standing on his porch for a few minutes, Stoots said, the bear attacked the man from behind, knocking him down. The man, whose name was not released, struggled to fight off the bear and returned inside his house before driving himself to a hospital.

He was bitten and scratched on his arms, legs and stomach, but able to talk with investigators, Stoots said.

Such attacks are rare, but he said that black bear encounters statewide are on the rise, likely because of drought. He said blackbears are increasingly roaming into cities and urban areas in search of food and water.

Investigators found bags of trash ripped open near the man’s door, he said.

A search continues for the bear, which will likely be euthanized due to the significance and persistence of the attack, Stoots said. The Mariposa County Sheriff’s Office is warning residents to watch their children and pets, and dial 911 if they encounter a bear.

Edited October 1, 2015 by Homebrewer

[mrwicked]

i wonder if this bear is related to

THE BALD HEADED KILLER BEAR... OF CLAIR COUNTY

 

"she may be out there somewhere. crazy, bloodthirsty as ever."

 

Edited October 1, 2015 by mrwicked

[wopphil]

Bears are terrifying. The are such incredibly capable animals.

[Docwaukee]

someone call the aquarium.  

Edited October 2, 2015 by Dochalo

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Am I the only one who read the thread title as "Beer revenge"?

[deepdrive]

I don't think i would want to live or be in surroundings where I wasn't top dog. Too many years as a white male in America. Being prey isn't an appealing life.

[Sully151]

This is joe you do it, lady

http://www.outsidetelevision.com/video/french-bulldog-scares-away-bears

[ten ocho recon scout]

i wonder if this bear is related to

THE BALD HEADED KILLER BEAR... OF CLAIR COUNTY

"she may be out there somewhere. crazy, bloodthirsty as ever."

just watched that the other night, classic flick. The old 96er..

[ten ocho recon scout]

Am I the only one who read the thread title as "Beer revenge"?

i get beer revenge most mornings

[CaliAngel]

That voice my god. Tells him to go away then come here. UnBearable.