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[cals]

8 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

If you spelled facetious differently then how would you spell differently?

Fusseeshus.

[arch stanton]

Facetious carries a certain level of pomposity you just can't get from words like smartass

[cals]

6 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

Facetious carries a certain level of pomposity you just can't get from words like smartass

But the written word makes me think of “FACE!”

[Amazing Larry]

7 hours ago, Taylor said:

I'm a red blooded American, so I drive a Chevy. And I've been eyeing the Chevy Bolt EUV as our second vehicle. But I'm guessing the electric car aspect cancels out the Americanness.

Have I ever told you that I drive an electric car?

[Amazing Larry]

6 hours ago, arch stanton said:

Facetious carries a certain level of pomposity you just can't get from words like smartass

First time I’ve ever seen facetious and pomposity used in the same sentence. That’s double points for Arch. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Lhalo said:

Have I ever told you that I drive an electric car?

This is the first I'm hearing it. 

[Blarg]

He paid for it by selling contraband masks from the trunk. 

[Jay]

17 minutes ago, Blarg said:

He paid for it by selling contraband masks from the trunk. 

Seems like just yesterday when you couldn't find masks or hand sanitizer.

 

[Blarg]

 I told you, they were in Larry's trunk.

[Amazing Larry]

24 minutes ago, Blarg said:

 I told you, they were in Larry's trunk.

Made a pretty penny off them too!

[katie]

4 hours ago, Blarg said:

 I told you, they were in Larry's trunk.

He has a Tesla (I don't know if you know that), they also have a frunk.

[tdawg87]

24 minutes ago, katie said:

He has a Tesla (I don't know if you know that), they also have a frunk.

Is this like a front butt? A fupa?

[tdawg87]

Larry driving an electric car makes me go all 

[Blarg]

28 minutes ago, katie said:

He has a Tesla (I don't know if you know that), they also have a frunk.

That's where he kept the toilet paper.

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

That's where he kept the toilet paper.

My dad bought into that. He literally bought $100 worth of toilet paper that's still in his office closet, unused. I make fun of him as much as I am able to.

[tdawg87]

That reminds me, I want to get a bidet installed. 

[Crampknees]

15 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

That reminds me, I want to get a bidet installed. 

I seriously hooked one of those things up for my wife yesterday you install to the toilet. Fucker blasted me in the eyes while looking to see if I installed it properly, I can see better now though. 

Edited July 16, 2022 by Crampknees

[tdawg87]

54 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

I seriously hooked one of those things up for my wife yesterday you install to the toilet. Fucker blasted me in the eyes while looking to see if I installed it properly, I can see better now though. 

Well at least you know it sprays assholes properly.

[Jason]

12 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Well at least you know it sprays assholes properly.

He teed that one up 

[Crampknees]

47 minutes ago, Jason said:

He teed that one up 

Don't fuck with tdawgs thunder on that one.  You can buy one of his tees. 

[Crampknees]

23 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Well at least you know it sprays assholes properly.

Update, the asshole tried it on his asshole and it was refreshing.  I recommend all assholes spray their assholes in the morning. Two assholes are better than one. 

[tdawg87]

7 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Update, the asshole tried it on his asshole and it was refreshing.  I recommend all assholes spray their assholes in the morning. Two assholes are better than one. 

Did you have to pat your butt with TP after?

[arch stanton]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

Did you have to pat your butt with TP after?

Unless you have time to sit and drip dry you should pat

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

Unless you have time to sit and drip dry you should pat

That's what I figured. Probably some left over poo residue. Also drying it would prevent swamp ass.

[Jason]

29 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

That's what I figured. Probably some left over poo residue. Also drying it would prevent swamp ass.

It’s been so freaking hot here in California this past week that I have been wiping at least twice during the day. Maybe I need a bidet

Edited July 17, 2022 by Jason