Things I'd rather do than watch Blanton pitch

[The God of Runs]

Go to the DMV

Watch every episode of Jersey Shore

Get Herpes

 

When all is said and done, he may literally be the worst pitcher to ever wear an Angel uniform. 

I seriously wouldn't mind if they DFA'ed him right NOW

I really, really, wanna be wrong about him. 

But, I'm afraid I'm not. 

 

 

[AZMike]

Go to the DMV

Watch every episode of Jersey Shore

Get Herpes

 

When all is said and done, he may literally be the worst pitcher to ever wear an Angel uniform. 

I seriously wouldn't mind if they DFA'ed him right NOW

I really, really, wanna be wrong about him. 

But, I'm afraid I'm not. 

 

Hitler agrees:

 

[Tyler]

He's awful. Have no idea what Dipoto was thinking. Gives up bombs no matter what ballpark. Hanson is weak too. I have hope for Vargas, but Richards can only take over for one of the two pitchers. Need one more starter and we're good to go.

[Tyler]

Well, Trumbo knows whose gonna be his HR derby pitcher this year.. ridiculous...

[Jason]

Watch 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

[rageous]

Blanton is complete garbage.

What the **** was Dipoto thinking when he gave him 7.5 million dollar a year?

[The God of Runs]

Thank you for taking his ass out.  Jeez Louis. 

Excuse me, while I go to the bathroom and take a Blanton. 

[BigGuy951]

Have sex with Susan Boyle. ****, maybe not. I don't know anymore. The Angels' poor play is clouding my judgment. 

[Tank]

Watch dancing with the stars.

[edcoffin]

Try one of those firecracker and count to ten do it yourself vasectomy kits ...

[Glen]

Shave somebody else's balls.

[mota_madness]

[CanadianHalo]

How bout things i did while blanton was pitching...

Take a pee

Get a drink

Scratch my balls in the bathroom to kill time

Count the stadium lights

And my personal favorite... Just closed my eyes

[Spencer]

Put my dick in a blender and hit 'puree'

[tomsred]

Put my dick in a blender and hit 'puree'

Let me know how that one works out Alice......

[tomsred]

Watch dancing with the stars.

I cannot stand that show, and my wife has to watch every freaking minute of it.

[Angel Oracle]

Rehearse for two hours saying "Faaaann-daaaaannnn-ggggoooo".

(WWE inside joke)

[Agalloch]

Get an enema

[The Angels]

eat a pile of rotten ****

[Ohtaniland]

Run the Boston Marathon.

[Jimmag]

Pour honey on my genitals and lay next to a mound of fire ants.

[meat]

Watch Ervin Santana pitch.

[Hubs]

I wondered when they signed him, WTF?

 

The way he's pitched the past few seasons, they paid way too much, and I'm sure he was eager to sign.

 

I brought this up in the Callaspo / Jimenez thread, but my contention going into the off-season, was Callaspo and Blanton or Jimenez and a $12.5 M a year starter. I know what they pay the guy isn't always the best indication of what they'll do. I know DiPoto didn't like Santana, but Santana or Haren could've signed for 2/25 which is what they'll end up paying Callaspo and Blanton.

 

Innnings Eater was the thought, always, and this was pre-Vargas trade, so I understand not going after McCarthy or Saunders, but I don't get Blanton. Who cares if he pitches a lot of innings, if they are bad innings?

[wpghalo]

This thread is funny.

But we should have it fir most of our ppitchers. They sux

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