Random Links Thread

[Jason]

I'm not sure why but this had me laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

 

[Redondo]

Daredevil to attempt jumping out of plane at 25,000 feet without a parachute

He's made 18,000 parachute jumps, helped train some of the world's most elite skydivers, done some of the stunts for "Ironman 3." But the plunge Luke Aikins knows he'll be remembered for is the one he's making without a parachute. Or a wingsuit.

Or anything, really, other than the clothes he'll be wearing when he jumps out of an airplane at 25,000 feet this weekend, attempting to become the first person to land safely on the ground in a net.

The Fox network will broadcast the two-minute jump live at 8 p.m. EDT (5 p.m. PDT) Saturday as part of an hour-long TV special called "Heaven Sent."

[gotbeer]

Darwin Award, coming live at 8.

[gotbeer]

 

[Redondo]

Wow, that is amazing

[Redondo]

Florida man arrested after officer mistakes Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze for meth

[Redondo]

Warning: NSFW

This is what Donald Trump is hitting

http://nypost.com/2016/07/30/melani...witter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=twitter

[Redondo]

 

RIO ATHLETE WARNING
'Don't put your head
under water,' expert says

 

[Blarg]

Men used stun gun to discipline children over failed push-ups

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/26/men-used-stun-gun-to-discipline-children-over-failed-push-ups-authorities-say/

 

Needless to say but, Florida.

[gotbeer]

This is what men are supposed to do.

Maryland floods: men form human chain to save woman stuck in car

[gotbeer]

WTF is wrong with people.

Puppies covered in tar begin slow recovery

 

Hopefully Romanian justice involves covering the person in tar, and gluing him to the asphault on a hot day.

[Redondo]

Longest home run ever hit. Amazing. How accurate is this?

http://www.sportsbreak.com/mlb/15-longest-home-runs-ever-hit/15/

[Redondo]

The planet's priciest cheese comes from donkeys

[arch stanton]

1 hour ago, Redondo said:

The planet's priciest cheese comes from donkeys

It seems appropriate that one would pay a very steep price for donkey cheese. Anyone here ever try to milk one?

[Redondo]

Border Patrol's website offers advice on eluding ... Border Patrol

Immigrants who want to enter the U.S. illegally can learn how and where to avoid the Border Patrol from an advisory on the agency's own website, which critics say is evidence of the Obama administration's "schizophrenic" approach to enforcement.   

Safety and sanctuary can generally be found at schools, churches, hospitals and protests, where Customs and Border Protection agents are barred under a "sensitive locations policy" from carrying out their duty of enforcing border security. In fact, the agency’s website states that actions at such locations can only be undertaken in an emergency or with a supervisor’s approval.

While the explanation is apparently meant to show the deference Customs and Border Protection agents show to sensitive societal institutions, critics, including the Media Research Center, say it also tells illegal border crossers where to go if they are being pursued. Agents are barred from interviewing, searching or arresting suspected illegal immigrants in such locations.

“So, almost any illegal alien can escape arrest by either walking with a second person (a march), attending some type of class, or finding a nearby church, medical facility or school bus stop,” the Center wrote in a post bringing the advisory to light.

[gotbeer]

@nate He's coming to get you.

Keep your eyes peeled for this mysterious horror clown

[Redondo]

 

Terrifying glass walkway

 

 

[gotbeer]

Did I mention O Hell No lately?

[Tank]

we're about thisclose to all of these idiotic walkways being shut down for good. all it's going to take is one horrifying incident/collapse. the odds are not in our favor of avoiding trouble.

[gotbeer]

God bless Youth clothing.

Scantily-Clad Astros Fan Wows the Internet With Striking Homemade Attire

Although, this is a case of sexy from a far, and far from sexy.  Looks like she was sucking on something for too long or had a bad case of botox.

[mrwicked]

On 7/29/2016 at 9:42 PM, Angels N Skins said:

I'm not sure why but this had me laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

 

haha! thats mudvayne.

man i havent thought about them in ages. wonder what they're up to now.

[Jason]

They're still around. They lost the make up though

[Redondo]

New Jersey man's wife, girlfriend place side-by-side obituaries in newspaper

[Redondo]

Criminals using Bluetooth to steal credit card info at gas stations, police warn

[Redondo]

 

SHOT AT OLYMPIC GLORY
American teen wins first gold medal of Rio Games