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[Redondo]

H.B. man visits Disneyland for 2,000th consecutive day

A Huntington Beach man “marked a milestone of superhero proportions” on Thursday when he visited Disneyland for the 2,000th consecutive day, the resort announced. Jeff Reitz, an Air Force veteran, began his daily visits to the Disneyland Resort in Anaheim on Jan. 1, 2012, according to a Disney...

[Redondo]

 

Motorcyclist kicks car and triggers chain-reaction crash...

[Redondo]

 

[Redondo]

Boy pees on neighbor's steaks, gets charged with destruction of property

Authorities in Maryland have charged a 7-year-old boy after they say he urinated on steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard.

The investigation found that the boy urinated off the roof of his home onto the victim’s grill, and the incident was caught on camera by a witness, according to the sheriff’s office.

The 7-year-old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property of $1,000

[JAHV76]

On June 25, 2017 at 7:53 AM, Redondo said:

Boy pees on neighbor's steaks, gets charged with destruction of property

Authorities in Maryland have charged a 7-year-old boy after they say he urinated on steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard.

The investigation found that the boy urinated off the roof of his home onto the victim’s grill, and the incident was caught on camera by a witness, according to the sheriff’s office.

The 7-year-old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property of $1,000

He's a whiz kid 

[Tank]

he's the pinball whizzer.

he has to take a piss.

[Redondo]

Speeder jailed for 139 mph run

A self-proclaimed “good driver” was arrested in Maine this month after being clocked by police speeding at 139 mph.

In a Facebook posting, the Maine State Police say an aerial patrol spotted Sang Yook’s BMW Z4 speeding down I-95 at 69 mph over the posted limit.

He soon passed a police cruiser on the side of the road that chased him down and signaled him to pull over.

He complied, and reportedly told the officer that he was doing 75 mph when a car started tailgating him, so he sped up to get away. He admitted to hitting 130 mph.

"There was no one around - the road was very straight, very tempting," the New Jersey resident told NJ.com.

[Redondo]

Disneyland's Pirates of the Caribbean to no longer include auction scene selling women

A scene that depicts women on the auction block apparently has no place in a Disneyland ride, even if the attraction is meant to depict the violence, debauchery and misogyny of a pirate’s life. When the Pirates of the Caribbean ride closes for routine maintenance next year, the scene will be replaced,...

[Redondo]

Glendale drivers considered among worst in the country, but city disagrees

For the 12th year in a row, Allstate Insurance has placed Glendale near the bottom of its list of U.S. cities with the safest drivers. The insurance company released its list this week as part of its Best Drivers report, which groups 200 of the largest cities in the U.S. and ranks them according...

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Redondo said:

Glendale drivers considered among worst in the country, but city disagrees

For the 12th year in a row, Allstate Insurance has placed Glendale near the bottom of its list of U.S. cities with the safest drivers. The insurance company released its list this week as part of its Best Drivers report, which groups 200 of the largest cities in the U.S. and ranks them according...

I can confirm that the drivers here blow AND suck. 

[Redondo]

Russian model and Olympic athlete wants to set record for world's longest legs

 

 

 

 

[gotbeer]

Michigan man burns down garage after trying to use fireworks to remove bees' nest

Mission accomplished.

[Lou]

12 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Michigan man burns down garage after trying to use fireworks to remove bees' nest

Mission accomplished.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say he is white

[Lou]

On June 26, 2017 at 9:43 PM, Tank said:

he's the pinball whizzer.

he has to take a piss.

How do you think he does it? 

[Ordos]

http://thechive.com/2017/07/05/airsoft-gun-prank-pushes-gullible-guy-to-the-brink-of-insanity-video/

[Blarg]

That really needs an English translation.

[Homebrewer]

OK ...maybe one of you can explain to me what this is? @Adam?

WTF is a "gender reveal" party? The article gives no clue.  "Playing doctor" with cake and ice cream and parents watching?

9 people shot, 1 dead at gender reveal party in Ohio

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/07/09/nine-shot-party/462650001/

[Adam]

That's gnar

[gotbeer]

3 hours ago, Homebrewer said:

OK ...maybe one of you can explain to me what this is? @Adam?

WTF is a "gender reveal" party? The article gives no clue.  "Playing doctor" with cake and ice cream and parents watching?

9 people shot, 1 dead at gender reveal party in Ohio

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/07/09/nine-shot-party/462650001/

 

Yeah, didn't know what it was either.  But was watching the news and they described it as a party to reveal what the gender of an upcoming baby will be.  But we all know that is fake science since you truly really cannot know what the gender of a baby is till they decide what their gender is.

[Homebrewer]

17 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

 

Yeah, didn't know what it was either.  But was watching the news and they described it as a party to reveal what the gender of an upcoming baby will be.  But we all know that is fake science since you truly really cannot know what the gender of a baby is till they decide what their gender is.

I was thinking it was more along the lines of something that happens after a Gay Pride parade.

[Redondo]

 

• Naked man, painted gold and on drugs, arrested after strolling through Walmart

An Arizona man naked and on drugs has been arrested wandering near a Walmart store in Tempe.

Robert Kanoff, 49, was taken in by local authorities just before 11 p.m on July 4 after receiving a call about a man donning nothing but shoes, having been dropped off by two people who “thought it would be funny for him to be naked,” a police spokesperson from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office stated.

Kanoff, who admitted to having taken drugs earlier and walking through Walmart, was reportedly charged with indecent exposure, public sexual indecency and possession of dangerous drugs. Court records show that just a week earlier the suspect had completed a court-mandated drug program after being arrested in January 2016 for drug possession.

[Tank]

[arch stanton]

2 hours ago, Redondo said:

 

 

• Naked man, painted gold and on drugs, arrested after strolling through Walmart

An Arizona man naked and on drugs has been arrested wandering near a Walmart store in Tempe.

Robert Kanoff, 49, was taken in by local authorities just before 11 p.m on July 4 after receiving a call about a man donning nothing but shoes, having been dropped off by two people who “thought it would be funny for him to be naked,” a police spokesperson from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office stated.

Kanoff, who admitted to having taken drugs earlier and walking through Walmart, was reportedly charged with indecent exposure, public sexual indecency and possession of dangerous drugs. Court records show that just a week earlier the suspect had completed a court-mandated drug program after being arrested in January 2016 for drug possession.

If the dude was naked where was he holding the dangerous drugs he's charged with possessing? I gotta know

[Blarg]

The demographics of the victim. 

[gotbeer]

Wife says 'never go to bed angry' after waking from row to find husband dead on sofa

Comments are just harsh.  Justified, but harsh.