ISIS delenda est

[Tank]

Can you imagine if they start trying to destroy the pyramids? Oh man.

If I'm Egypt, I'm thinking this is probably a really good time to secretly move some of my most valued artifacts out of the country quietly.

[Brandon]

How do you move pyramids quietly?

[HeavenlyHalos]

I'm not sure, but since it's Egypt, they are probably asking Israelis to do it for them.

[Tank]

How do you move pyramids quietly?

 

you move them at night, silly.

[arch stanton]

The buzz is that they plan to hit a mosque here in Bahrain today. I think I'll hold off my grocery run until tomorrow.

[Adam]

Go Rambo those mofos up Arch

[arch stanton]

Let me finish my coffee first

[arch stanton]

The interior ministry said that security volunteers trained by the civil defence would be deployed in different parts of the country to support the work of the police on Friday, when large numbers of Muslims flock to mosques to perform noon prayers.

ISIL commander Turki Al-Binali, a Bahraini who has been stripped of his citizenship, announced on Twitter last Saturday that "the next attack after Kuwait" would be in Bahrain.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/bahrain-tightens-security-amid-isil-threats-071418417.html#TOTb46w

 

 

Nothing yesterday. I guess I can go to the grocery today as long as I avoid the one next to the huge Shia mosque.

[gotbeer]

At first, I thought it said the ISIS fighters died after eating Ramen.  

 

Thank god for years of tollerances I built up.

[Adam]

Wonder if Allah sends them to hell for being dumbshits

[Crampknees]

Sounds like a cheap and very effective way to get rid of those shit bags. 

[tdawg87]

Wonder if Allah sends them to hell for being dumbshits

 

Nah they just get 72 chicks that say they're virgins but actually have the clap.

[Hollyw00d]

Someone didn't have their food handlers safety license

[Blarg]

They didn't lave los manos after wiping with their left hand.

[arch stanton]

If you've never seen Iftar in a Muslim country, it's fish in a barrel easy. All sitting in circles eating from the same batches of everything.

[Tank]

the chef tricked them in a very clever way:

 

[gotbeer]

I knew Kentucky was a front for ISIS.  

[gotbeer]

Town Shames ISIS Chief ‘Cersei Lannister-Style’—and Then Executes Him

[gotbeer]

Deadly blast hits Turkish town near Syria

[gotbeer]

ISIS Is Firing More Chemical Weapons at Kurds, Report Says

[TobiasFunke]

So now Jihadists are fighting Jihadists in Libya. What a country.

[Tank]

first hussein, now ISIS. what does everyone have against the kurds, for crying out loud!

[gotbeer]

Jihadi John On The Run, From ISIS

[Amazing Larry]

Jihadi John On The Run, From ISIS

I wouldn't be surprised if he turned himself in to the British or U.S. so he doesn't lose body parts. Reminds me of the Germans in WWII. As Berlin was about to fall soldiers started lining up to surrender to the Americans so they wouldn't have to face being captured by the Russians.

[Blarg]

The British would be quicker to execute him than the US.