Random Thoughts Thread

[gotbeer]

1 hour ago, nate said:

sunburn sucks

Your tolerance to the sun is officially gone.  You are now a pasty Wisconsin.  No In N Out for you.  They don't serve people whiter than their shirts.

[nate]

I never had tolerance for the sun.  My pasty white skin turns red in seconds.

[Tank]

6 hours ago, nate said:

sunburn sucks

being outside without a shirt doesn't seem to bother this guy. suck it up, nate.

[Brandon]

Putin has some nice tits

[Tank]

well, he works out

 

 

usually by suppressing people.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I met one of my son's preschool teachers last night.  Apparently, there's two full-time teachers and an assistant for his class. So the teacher I was talking to said the other full-time teacher is going to miss a couple months because of health issues. She goes on saying that she's bummed because she was "all excited for a threesome".  

I should've contained myself but I have a juvenile sense of humor and I busted up laughing. She covered her face in embarrassment, but laughed it off too. Plus she's pretty hot, in a school-teacher kind of way.

[gotbeer]

32 minutes ago, Angel Dog and Beer said:

I met one of my son's preschool teachers last night.  Apparently, there's two full-time teachers and an assistant for his class. So the teacher I was talking to said the other full-time teacher is going to miss a couple months because of health issues. She goes on saying that she's bummed because she was "all excited for a threesome".  

I should've contained myself but I have a juvenile sense of humor and I busted up laughing. She covered her face in embarrassment, but laughed it off too. Plus she's pretty hot, in a school-teacher kind of way.

So, did you get her number.  You know, to keep up with your son's progress.

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Angel Dog and Beer said:

Plus she's pretty hot, in a school-teacher kind of way.

#werealllikethat

[Blarg]

On ‎7‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 9:13 PM, calscuf said:

On a somewhat related note to your yarn-eating pussy, I've been prescribed Symbacort because I sometimes have shortness of breath at high altitude and I'm going to be going through about 10K feet over the next couple days, so I got a refill. With my shitty insurance it usually costs me $275.  I went to pick it up and the pharmacist says, "oh, I found a coupon the manufacturer gave us and applied it to your prescription, you don't have to pay anything.  Also, it's going to apply to your next 10 prescriptions."

It was like yarn coming out of my ass and turning into dollar signs.

Since my surgery I have an on going prescription that would normally cost between $425-$600 for a 30 day supply. My wife contacted Express Scripts that provides her with blood pressure medicine for $13 a month. At first they denied it and she went toe to toe with them about how it was doctor prescribed as a direct result of a medical condition created by mandatory surgery. So they agreed and sent a bottle with 16 tablets. She is back on the phone and email asking where the rest of the months prescription was and has to go through the entire process again. Eventually between her, the HR department at her work and USC Norris they got the entire prescription filled, a 90 day supply that will renew itself for $20. And free shipping.

My wife is the best.

 

[Blarg]

14 minutes ago, Tank said:

#werealllikethat

Carol has her first batch of students tomorrow. She is really looking forward to teaching again this year after spending half her summer doing In Service.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

Carol has her first batch of students tomorrow. She is really looking forward to teaching again this year after spending half her summer doing In Service.

I don't report until the 15th, and classes start the 22nd. We get a little extra time this year, but go a bit longer into June. 

[Blarg]

You feeling up to it so soon? 

[Tank]

We'll see. Can't drive yet but hope for the okay next week so I can get out when I want.

[gotbeer]

So I don't go to Jersey Mikes often.  When did Trout become a spokesman for them?  I do remember that he wasn't with Subway anymore. 

[Ochocinco!]

I love Putin and Hunter Kings tits

[mrwicked]

On 8/1/2016 at 10:46 AM, m0nkey said:

My raise is effective as of today so that'll be nice in a couple weeks

how's the raise going dude?

what cut do the aw.com members get? i can't help but feel like we played a small part in your accomplishment.

[mrwicked]

someone should start a car/auto thread we can talk cars.

i saw a dodge viper next to me on the freeway yesterday, but looked like new body.

i thought they stopped them in like 2010. i guess they started producing them again? just dont see them very often anymore. 

i drove one ages ago back when they first came out, it was so raw power but felt like driving a suburban.

[Brandon]

That would be dope.

I posted pics a while ago that I still have people ask me about. I had a neighbor that parked next to me that would rotate Lambos, Ferrari's, M series, and ironically a legit Viper.....it didn't have Dodge tags at all, just Viper ones and looked different.

[Blarg]

A few years back I was driving through Illinois on a toll road and stopped for gas and a few old Porches were parked their fueling up as well. Looking closer at one of them it wasn't your typical late 50's coupe.

This is one of the rarest Porsches you will ever see, it is a '55 Continental. Rare in the name only, it was produced for just a short run before Ford/Lincoln sued them for using their flagships name. Ford won, the car was subsequently called the European and later the 365. They only come as hardtops as they were the first of the production line, the Speedsters came later.

[nate]

20 hours ago, mrwicked said:

someone should start a car/auto thread we can talk cars.

i saw a dodge viper next to me on the freeway yesterday, but looked like new body.

i thought they stopped them in like 2010. i guess they started producing them again? just dont see them very often anymore. 

i drove one ages ago back when they first came out, it was so raw power but felt like driving a suburban.

yeah they started making them again.  Some Chinese company.

They are still giant piles of garbage with the rawest biggest engine around.  I love them.

[Tank]

had a urology appointment today. the doc has a waiting room for ten and there's usually 12 people there. his clientele is at least 85% armenians, too. old armenians. guessing genetics are not going to change much for the younger generations.

[nate]

Do Greeks feel superior to Armos?

[JAHV76]

6 hours ago, Tank said:

had a urology appointment today. the doc has a waiting room for ten and there's usually 12 people there. his clientele is at least 85% armenians, too. old armenians. guessing genetics are not going to change much for the younger generations.

So did the waiting room smell like Drakar?

[Tank]

1 hour ago, JAHV76 said:

So did the waiting room smell like Drakar?

and cinnamon and sweat and some kind of candle.

[Adam]

I love it when I have to take a dump at work and the toilet water is still blue from the cleaning.