Random Thoughts Thread

[Lou]

It's completely impossible to deny my sexiness once you meet me.

Just ask Lou.

I agree

[Lou]

Not if you nail some rich dude in the sack with a drive

at work?

[Lou]

Robert Kardashian looks better than any of those sloots

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Having the flu is not the business...

[nate]

Yesterday I farted with the dog in my lap and he immediately stuck his nose as close to my asshole as he could get it to investigate it.

[arch stanton]

Some people succumb to physical tortures like water boarding or sleep deprivation. I'd consider that child's play. Yesterday I spent 5 hours editing an XML file and I was ready to confess to every crime committed this century. The sad part is I'm not yet finished. Today is going to suck.....

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

What does that entail?

[arch stanton]

I'd tell you but you'd fall asleep halfway through the explanation.

[Redondo]

Some people succumb to physical tortures like water boarding or sleep deprivation. I'd consider that child's play. Yesterday I spent 5 hours editing an XML file and I was ready to confess to every crime committed this century. The sad part is I'm not yet finished. Today is going to suck.....

 

Wow, that sounds like fun. Lol

[Adam]

I have a client who was sued for religious discrimination by a Jewish worker. 

 

 

My client is Jewish.

 

 

They refiled as a Failure to pay overtime claim.

 

****ing ambulance chasers.

 

Sorry Cals

[Tank]

I had to discipline a student today for being a complete jerk in class. 

 

He's gay.

 

I got accused of being homophobic by somebody else in the class.

 

My life is complete. 

 

awesome.

 

have you told the kids you're gay? or is that something that doesn't get discussed?

[m0nkey]

I've spent about $1,400 on tickets for 3 events the past month.

 

I don't know how to budget

[Adam]

It's important to throw out some semi-sophisticated Spanish to "contractors" when they first enter your house. They'll hesitate to talk shit on you.

[nate]

I just witnessed something truly amazing.  My dog was looking up at me when I heard the distinct sound of a dog fart, followed by him twisting around to get a good sniff.

[Tank]

I just witnessed something truly amazing.  My dog was looking up at me when I heard the distinct sound of a dog fart, followed by him twisting around to get a good sniff.

That's what you get for letting stickboy hang out at your house.

[gotbeer]

I'm really happy that Lin-Manuel Miranda won a Grammy for Hamilton. 

 

He should've won one for In the Heights. 

 

There will probably be a lot of booze and coke at that Hamilton after party too.

[Blarg]

Well, yes to that.

Sometimes.

[Blarg]

I was cleaning out my desk and found an employee yearbook from The Post Group dated 1987. I had the title Editor. Not sure what to think about that, most of the people I worked with back then are retired. I was the young guy on the editorial staff.

[nate]

The worst part about the spring melt is that frozen dog crap becomes soggy dog crap.

[Tank]

The worst part about the spring melt is that frozen dog crap becomes soggy dog crap.

 

for further research see Bullpen; Los Angeles Angels, 2013-present.

[Tank]

driving back from the salton sea today i was behind a suburban with a bunch of window decals. the main decal on the back window said "I'm like a shark. The world is my ocean. Most people aren't able to keep up."

 

i'm not sure why you'd put this on your car window, or why you'd want to tell people that they aren't as smart as you.

 

and it was a chick that was driving.

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth finally yanked out of my head today.

 

Unfortunately, I was that video person who belongs on Youtube after waking up. I repeatedly roared at the dental assistant and kept saying, "I'm a bear!" to him..

[Tank]

I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth finally yanked out of my head today.

 

Unfortunately, I was that video person who belongs on Youtube after waking up. I repeatedly roared at the dental assistant and kept saying, "I'm a bear!" to him..

 

i had two impacted wisdom teeth extracted while i was awake. i went to an angels game that night.

[Blarg]

Have you ever had an event coming up that you looked forward to and the date never seemed to come up and once it arrived it went by so fast you were back at work wondering how the whole time continuum could accelerate for that short period?

 

Then there is the opposite.

[Tank]

no.