Random Thoughts Thread

[gotbeer]

A bad horrible round of golf, is still better than a great day at work.

[Hollyw00d]

Not if you nail some rich dude in the sack with a drive

[Guest]

Wondering why my balls are so stinky. Showered at 5pmlast night. Went to Sam Woo for dinner. Hmmmm

After you shower, dip/douse your balls in some fine Gold Bond extra strength powder. Powder any area that gets sweaty, itchy and smelly (like u ass).

[Blarg]

Green crack

 

Captain Kirk approves.

[m0nkey]

Wait, I thought you broke up with her after taking her to Taylor Swift.

Different one. This one isn't a runt so that's always a good thing

[mrwicked]

somehow i ended up on dailymail today, which is filled with stuff about the kardashians.

oh man, they are looking horrid these days.

they used to be a quite attractive family, especially w that badass jet black armenian hair.

they look ghastly now.

the only one that looks sem-normal is the daughter that hasn't had as much work done.

creepy.

 

 

 

 

 

[Hollyw00d]

Khloe isn't looking so bad nowadays

[mrwicked]

she f*cked with her face too much.

and the fake ass is just comical.

at least she looks less amazonian tranny-like now.

[Hollyw00d]

Her ass surgeon was pretty good, it moves and looks completely natural

[Brandon]

I'm not into Star Wars, but it's wild to me that Ride Along 2 surpassed it in opening box office numbers.

 

People are dumb.

[Hollyw00d]

Ya

Kevin hart is funny tho

[Hollyw00d]

Sanders is destroying the debate.

Clinton is smiling and doing well for her donors

[Hollyw00d]

Since when did Asians start smoking menthols

[mrwicked]

Her ass surgeon was pretty good, it moves and looks completely natural

 

natural?

it looks fake as f*ck.

i love a big ass as much as anyone, but a natural big ass has the thighs to support it (ala serena williams). 

crazy how many chicks are getting these fat injections these days. they are super popular.

 

Edited January 18, 2016 by mrwicked

[Ray McKigney]

Was Jaws your scene?

 

Jaws was never his scene.

[Hollyw00d]

Dude there are chicks with huge asses and small legs

Go to mexico

[mrwicked]

Dude there are chicks with huge asses and small legs

Go to mexico

 

i was just down there.

its fun.

f*ck lets all go and drink tequila on the beach and stare at chicks asses and bet which are fake and which are real.

winner drinks tequila.

lose drinks tequila.

[Redondo]

Has to be like sitting on a bowl of jello when she is sitting down. Taking a dump must be an experience.

[Hollyw00d]

F it's windy

I smoked a...cigarette in my truck when I got home and it kept getting blown out

[Tank]

natural?

it looks fake as f*ck.

i love a big ass as much as anyone, but a natural big ass has the thighs to support it (ala serena williams). 

crazy how many chicks are getting these fat injections these days. they are super popular.

 

 

as someone with a big butt, i can tell you that there's nothing really enjoyable about lugging it around. i don't get at all why anyone finds this attractive or would spend the money to have this surgery. 

[Blarg]

as someone with a big butt, i can tell you that there's nothing really enjoyable about lugging it around. i don't get at all why anyone finds this attractive or would spend the money to have this surgery. 

 

Just when you find yourself in style you deny your sexiness.

[Tank]

Just when you find yourself in style you deny your sexiness.

It's completely impossible to deny my sexiness once you meet me.

Just ask Lou.

[Hollyw00d]

EW, a woman

- gay guy

[m0nkey]

If people think a woman is attractive, I'll sometimes call her ugly to give her a dose of reality

[nate]

If people think a woman is attractive, I'll sometimes call her ugly to give her a dose of reality

-Caliangel