Random Thoughts Thread

[Brandon]

Yeah, I like to throw some shit like siracha or tapatio in ketchup and mix it up as well.

I like mustard. I started using it more when I realized the sugar content in ketchup. Still generally mix the two, but use mustard instead of ketchup or mayonnaise in some cases.

[Adam]

Thousand Island Dressing is the most disgusting shit in the world

[nate]

It is only acceptable on INO otherwise I agree

[arch stanton]

Lemon pepper and Tabasco is pretty much the ultimate popcorn seasoning.

[Hollyw00d]

I get light spread on my double doubles. I hate when its oozing out the sides

[Brandon]

Thousand Island Dressing is the most disgusting shit in the world

Agreed.

That shit doesn't belong on anything.

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Woody Harrelson got to film sex scenes with 3 incredibly hot women in True Detective. Some guys get all the luck...

[halobob]

I'm not a condiment person.  I hate mayo, ketchup, mustard, thousand island etc...especially mayo, **** that shit.  That being said, I'm looking forward to getting both the raw and grilled onions on my double single in about 30 minutes!

[Gavin]

Kbbq is great to consume but not to excrete. Especially when you add beer and crown royal (not at the same time) into the equation.

[nando714]

Rip The American Dream Dusty Rhodes

[halobob]

7 more 5-page essays to grade (so about 2 hours of work), and i'm done with anything resembling work for at least a month

 

i just have to bring myself to get it done

 

it's tough

A A A A A A A.  Just did your job in 5 seconds and your students will be happy   Enjoy your summer vacation!

Edited June 11, 2015 by halobob

[mrwicked]

Have you been to the netherlands?

They weren't joking in pulp fiction when he says "they f*cking drown 'em in that sh*t" (ie mayo).

It was funky, but better than I expected (it's legit real mayo, not that kraft processed american crap).

I wouldn't do it outside of netherlands but I will try it again next time I go. 

[gotbeer]

When you see the Chinese making all these Islands in the sea.  Why can't we make an island in the Pacific, or Atlantic.  And put all of YK's landfill types on there and make another Alcatraz?  They could live on the beach, in huts and free to run around, and maybe they can eventually in a few centuries become a society like Australia.  

[DowningRules]

There's a fine line between wiping too soft and wiping too hard.  Both have consequences.

[arch stanton]

We have a new instructor in our office. He's a retired USAF Colonel and he wears camouflage Crocs without socks to work everyday.

[Brandon]

Look at that, he's assumed the position

[arch stanton]

i'm sure he'll be mistaken for a hipster, but that's the result of a couple of decades of having to wear the most uncomfortable clothes imaginable

 

i had to spend a couple of hours ironing 3 uniforms every day, and spit shine 2 pairs of boots, and keeping mold from growing on all of it was a full time job.  it was quite the ordeal i went through every day.  felt like i was putting on a costume.  this is not an exaggeration of what goes on with looking perfect in the marine corps:

 

i refuse to wear anything remotely dressy now unless something specifically requests it on an invitation. 

He was a WSO. He wore a flight suit to work everyday.

[Blarg]

Just what PX did you get those under shorts from?

[red321]

People who ramble on and on and on and on and don't get to the point drive me batshit crazy...they just go on and on, somehow hoping that maybe, just maybe you know like if I keep talking and stuff that who knows maybe a random thought might sink in and suddenly boom we can just keep going and stuff and you know like there's maybe a point but it's a test to see if these random words like monkeys typing on a keyboard and stuff and voila problems that might have once existed maybe don't exist and Shakespeare stuff

 

the endinning

[mrwicked]

i always thought those shirt stays seemed very smart.

my buddy who was in the navy always wore them.

i have thought about getting some for formal events to maintain that clean look.

are they comfortable, or do they become a pain in the ass?

[Hollyw00d]

Stirrups are pretty gay

[ELEVEN]

People who ramble on and on and on and on and don't get to the point drive me batshit crazy...they just go on and on, somehow hoping that maybe, just maybe you know like if I keep talking and stuff that who knows maybe a random thought might sink in and suddenly boom we can just keep going and stuff and you know like there's maybe a point but it's a test to see if these random words like monkeys typing on a keyboard and stuff and voila problems that might have once existed maybe don't exist and Shakespeare stuff

the endinning

What the Hell is your point?

[Slegnaac]

Mayo and bananas

Tabasco and peanut butter

[Ochocinco!]

Just stopping by to say mustard is ****ing disgusting. Good day everyone

[LBHalos17]

I had a strange dream the other night... My pot-head neighbor and angry old-guy neighbor were in it.

 

As with most dreams, I couldn't remember most of it.  But, for some reason the pothead and I were running around the neighborhood with flashlights, and hiding from the angry old guy.  It was like the turtle chasing the pothead and the hare, and he cornered us in the side yard.

 

For some reason, me and pothead decided it was necessary to try to pull-off a hugging-leap over the short fence near the back door.  We landed it, but angry old guy was coming around the corner of the house with his flashlight!  We had no defense, so I shined my light in his eyes!

 

Then I woke-up thinking WTF just happened, and was thirsty and hungry.  Probably due to smoke drifting over the back fence from time to time...

 

Yuall won't get that 2 minutes of your life back; you're welcome.