Random Thoughts Thread

[JAHV76]

You just think it was a male.

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I wonder if they answered to Pat.

[Redondo]

[DowningRules]

Very disappointed in Ireland.  

[Hollyw00d]

No Mexico? Kinda shocking

[Redondo]

Watching porn doesn't cause bedroom problems for men, study says

[Tank]

"pure alcohol consumption"? so this is like rubbing alcohol or something?

[gotbeer]

"pure alcohol consumption"? so this is like rubbing alcohol or something?

 

It's probably just the alcohol part of a beverage.  So if you have a 12 oz beer, it's only counted as 0.6 oz for a 5%.  

 

Only way it would make sense.  Because 1 liter is 33.8 oz.  So for the US, according to the chart, that's 449.54 OZ, or 37.4 12 oz beers.  Which is like a weekend in vegas.  

[gotbeer]

Probably should have its own thread.

 

I'm just wondering how someone could watch 25 hours of porn in a week.   After 10 minutes, I'm already asleep.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I just found out that couldn't've is an actual word (along with wouldn't've and shouldn't've....).  Not sure how appropriate it is to use, but damn it, I will use it at some point. 

[gotbeer]

I wouldn't've ever guessed it.  

[notherhalo]

China?

[Blarg]

I'm just wondering how someone could watch 25 hours of porn in a week. After 10 minutes, I'm already asleep.

You should quit drinking out of plastic containers.

[Blarg]

I just found out that couldn't've is an actual word (along with wouldn't've and shouldn't've....). Not sure how appropriate it is to use, but damn it, I will use it at some point.

I shouldn't've read this post because I never wouldn't've found a reason to sound like a Texas hick putting both in a sentence.

[Don]

I'm just wondering how someone could watch 25 hours of porn in a week. After 10 minutes, I'm already asleep.

I'm an adult, and I'll watch the full-length version of BraveTart whenever I want, thanks.

Edited March 24, 2015 by Don

[Blarg]

I was over at Fletcher Jones Mercedes picking up a loaner car while my car was in the shop. In the rental office was some Asian chick with her rat dog running around on too long of a leash. While she is getting a car another overdressed Asian woman storms in "I need my SUV now, I can't wait." the guy at the counter was courteous and explained they were cleaning it and it would be just a moment.

So both women leave and I tell the guy I'm not in a hurry, I can get a drink and watch the game as long as it takes. He thanked me for being patient and before we had a chance to finish the paperwork overdressed stressed bitch comes back in and stamps her foot declaring again she cannot wait. This time he instructs her that the car is being transferred to the guest service area, could she please wait for a representative to escort her to her car. "well, I can't wait any longer!"

I was thinking, take a smelly cab then, bitch, you are a mid afternoon client lucky to even get your free loaner let alone a specific type. She huffed out and the counter guy went back to giving me his full attention. The customer service is great, the customers...

Anyway I go to the lounge and get an iced coffee without overdressed Asian biotch but in the lounge is a bunch of guys my age or older, all wearing designer jeans in various shades and combinations of black. I felt a little out of place not in adherence of the unspoken dress code then the guy in the chair across from me rakes a stack napkins and starts wiping swear.

Not on his forehead but at his waistline. Then across his entire belt line, moving up his lower back and across his stomach. I was about to scream, knock it off creep and go to the bathroom to do a washcloth bath! Luckily my loaner car was ready in time to keep me from insulting a valued customer.

Great place to buy or service your car but there are some pretty weird people there.

Edited March 24, 2015 by notti

[gotbeer]

Sounds like one of those places that would be a goldmine, if you were doing a youtube channel of people watching.

[DowningRules]

So, you had to deal with entitled oriental chicks (first generation American born, no doubt) and then had to deal with a bunch of iranian men.  What were you expecting your experience to be at Fletcher Jones?  I'm surprised no one asked you if you wanted to refi your house.

[Blarg]

Free car washes and oil top offs along with all the bottled water you can drink. Also if you purchase a car from them they offer a free parking lot with shuttle service to and from John Wayne and wash your car on the day of arrival. I think I can put up with the entitled.

[Redondo]

• Federal workers owe more than $3.5B in unpaid taxes
•  

"It is an honor and a privilege to serve in the federal workforce," said Rep Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, chairman of the House Oversight Committee. "These employees are not exempt from their civic responsibility to fulfill tax obligations and those who refuse to pay what they owe should be held accountable."

 

The House Oversight Committee is scheduled to consider a bill Wednesday that would make someone with a "seriously delinquent tax debt" ineligible for federal employment.

[DowningRules]

I feel bad for dogs as they are being walked and the dog walker is talking on his/her cell phone.  The dog walker is often so focused on his conversation that they don't consider a dog has stopped to take a leak.  It's more of a 'drag' than a 'walk.'

[Tank]

• Federal workers owe more than $3.5B in unpaid taxes
•  

"It is an honor and a privilege to serve in the federal workforce," said Rep Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, chairman of the House Oversight Committee. "These employees are not exempt from their civic responsibility to fulfill tax obligations and those who refuse to pay what they owe should be held accountable."

 

The House Oversight Committee is scheduled to consider a bill Wednesday that would make someone with a "seriously delinquent tax debt" ineligible for federal employment.

You won't be able to work for the Feds?!? Now that's harsh!

Meanwhile, there's no mention of making them pay what they owe.

[Tank]

Daughter texted me this morning that Zayn has quit One Direction.

Wonder if they could use an old, fat baritone . . .

[Blarg]

 

• Federal workers owe more than $3.5B in unpaid taxes
•  

"It is an honor and a privilege to serve in the federal workforce," said Rep Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, chairman of the House Oversight Committee. "These employees are not exempt from their civic responsibility to fulfill tax obligations and those who refuse to pay what they owe should be held accountable."

 

The House Oversight Committee is scheduled to consider a bill Wednesday that would make someone with a "seriously delinquent tax debt" ineligible for federal employment.

 

 

So there will be 50 new seats in the house and senate next year?

[Blarg]

Daughter texted me this morning that Zayn has quit One Direction.

Wonder if they could use an old, fat baritone . . .

 

You are going to have rough competition with this guy being available.

 

[1nutkruk]

Daughter texted me this morning that Zayn has quit One Direction.

Wonder if they could use an old, fat baritone . . .

Crap.  She may need to go on some meds because of that.