Random Thoughts Thread

[gotbeer]

Which doesn't belong?

 

You must have never had a Togo's sandwich before they were bought out.  They had the Hat sized portions on their Pastrami.  

[DowningRules]

I saw a car today.  It was a white, modern-era Dodge.  The back window, in huge lettering said this:  PERSIAN MUSCLE.

 

The license plate said this:  PRSN MSL.

 

I think the license plate translates to "Persian missile."  Or "Person missile."  Either make sense when you throw in the suicide bomber component.    

 

As I like to say, Persia is like Narnia:  it doesn't exist.  

[arch stanton]

The other site lead got the boss into a tizzy so now I have to drive 4 hours to Riyadh for a 3 hour meeting consisting mostly of those two arguing then drive 4 hours home. I hope the per diem is good.

[Tank]

The other site lead got the boss into a tizzy so now I have to drive 4 hours to Riyadh for a 3 hour meeting consisting mostly of those two arguing then drive 4 hours home. I hope the per diem is good.

You should stop at INO on the way home.

[DowningRules]

The other site lead got the boss into a tizzy so now I have to drive 4 hours to Riyadh for a 3 hour meeting consisting mostly of those two arguing then drive 4 hours home. I hope the per diem is good.

 

You would get there faster if you were driving Persian Muscle.

[arch stanton]

Too many speed cameras. All you see on the highway is cameras, sand, abandoned vehicles, sand, a few gas stations, sand, camels, and sand. Try typing Dammam-Riyadh Highway into google earth.

[Hollyw00d]

I saw a car today. It was a white, modern-era Dodge. The back window, in huge lettering said this: PERSIAN MUSCLE.

The license plate said this: PRSN MSL.

I think the license plate translates to "Persian missile." Or "Person missile." Either make sense when you throw in the suicide bomber component.

As I like to say, Persia is like Narnia: it doesn't exist.

How was your vacation in caucasia?

I heard the mayonnaise is world famous

[deepdrive]

If you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway, then how in the hell does Wienerschnitzl still exist?

 

Because by dropping the Der they changed everything. No substitute for brilliance.

[Lou]

Too many speed cameras. All you see on the highway is cameras, sand, abandoned vehicles, sand, a few gas stations, sand, camels, and sand. Try typing Dammam-Riyadh Highway into google earth.

Don't do it! It's a set up

[Blarg]

You must have never had a Togo's sandwich before they were bought out. They had the Hat sized portions on their Pastrami.

I had a Togo' sandwich back in the 80's. It wasn't all that good.

[Blarg]

Too many speed cameras. All you see on the highway is cameras, sand, abandoned vehicles, sand, a few gas stations, sand, camels, and sand. Try typing Dammam-Riyadh Highway into google earth.

I did and it came up with a picture of Mars.

[Hollyw00d]

Predator 1 is on syfy right now

"Stick around"

[1nutkruk]

Predator 1 is on syfy right now

"Stick around"

[1nutkruk]

So on Saturday my puppy decided to run down the stairs behind me and pretty much tripped me up and took me out.  I ended up in urgent care where the X-rays showed I had a fracture in my left foot.  Yesterday I went to the foot doctor where they took more X-rays and did ultra sound.  They discovered I have two fractures and ligament damage.  I will be on the IR for at least 4 weeks with a boot.  I never knew how much I took my legs or feet for granted.

[Blarg]

Yeah, the dog did it. Sure thing Holland.

[1nutkruk]

Yeah, the dog did it. Sure thing Holland.

OK, my wife pushed me down the stairs.  

[JAHV76]

Hopefully you have Aflac.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

1nutkruk out until ASB 2016.

[Hollyw00d]

Was it before or after she beat your foot with a 4 hybrid

[1nutkruk]

Hopefully you have Aflac.

Actually it was the Aflac duck I tripped over going down the stairs.

[1nutkruk]

Was it before or after she beat your foot with a 4 hybrid

Only after she caught me messing around with a waitress from the Waffle House.

[JAHV76]

Actually it was the Aflac duck I tripped over going down the stairs.

Hey somebody step on a duck?

Edited March 4, 2015 by JAHV76

[Tank]

Only after she caught me messing around with a waitress from the Waffle House.

 

well, there goes your golf game. so much for catching Nicklaus.

[nando714]

I'm In subway today and the mom is having a sandwhich while the kid has a happy meal from McDonald's

No wonder America is fat

[Tank]

I'm In subway today and the mom is having a sandwhich while the kid has a happy meal from McDonald's

No wonder America is fat

 

you should do your part as a concerned citizen and confront her.