I Can't Believe It's Not Florida

[red321]

I read this and thought...Florida...but I'll be damned it isn't

 

http://www.koat.com/news/police-woman-has-sex-with-dogs-poisons-roommates/27486088#!bGgwQX

 

 

An Albuquerque woman was arrested Wednesday afternoon after, police said, she tried to poison her roommates when they discovered she had been having sex with two German shepherds.

Read more: http://www.koat.com/news/police-woman-has-sex-with-dogs-poisons-roommates/27486088#ixzz3ArLKzmz3

 

 

 

If this story doesn't get picked up by one of the police procedurals I'd be amazed.

 

 

[Adam]

What a delightful story

[nate]

You are right, how is this not Florida!

[HaloCory22]

She clearly was born in Florida.

[red321]

 

 

 

 

The dogs are being treated for minor injuries. Is that a question we want answered?

[TobiasFunke]

uhhh......

[Blarg]

You are right, how is this not Florida!

 

It is New Mexico, the humidity free Florida.

[Blarg]

The roommate then stated in the complaint that Walters attacked her and admitted to putting rubbing alcohol in both roommates' waters, as well as toilet bowl cleaner in their food, because the male roommate broke up with her.

How do you not notice the taste and smell of rubbing alcohol in drinking water?

[red321]

I think it's sad the male roomate broke up with her...just because she screwed the pooch...isn't that something you can work on in counseling...come on love birds, give it a shot.

[JAHV76]

She must like sex doggy style

[mtangelsfan]

 

 

 

 

The dogs are being treated for minor injuries. Is that a question we want answered?

 

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[Tank]

i anticipate that all the canine-americans in albuquerque are going to to riot in the streets over this one, and really, who could blame them.

 

no justice, no peace! att-i-ca!!

[gotbeer]

Isn't only wrong if the dogs say woof?

[Lou]

This will only lead to same-sex marriages

[2002_halos_II]

This will only lead to same-sex marriages

inter-species

[Taylor]

Sounds like the roommates were barking up the wrong tree.

[Don]

New Mexico is a shit hole. I've driven throughout the state several times and there's just a weird, creepy aura to the place. I stopped in Albequerque late at night due to a snow storm during a road trip last year, and went to a grocery store a few blocks from my hotel to get some beer and a frozen pizza for the night. The cashier proceeded to tell me all about the addicts that always shoot up behind the store. Charming.

[Blarg]

My son calls Albuquerque, Ed Hardy Town. 

[HeavenlyHalos]

It seems like it would be difficult to get a dog aroused and get them to have sex with you....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tank]

My son calls Albuquerque, Ed Hardy Town. 

 

jim rome used to call it alba-crack-ee.