An interesting dilemma could arise with Trout

[stevestevens]

For those of you that follow me on twitter, you know that I am the president of my local chapter of the ASA (archery shooters association). Right after the incident today, the ASA twitter world started to blow up. Mike Trout was using technique and form that takes the average archer years to master. We have not seen that much natural ability since Brady Ellison burst on the scene and I think a guy of Brady's status needs no introduction. My inside sources tell me that a lot of bigwigs in the industry are going to throw a lot of cash at Trout to make a run at the '16 Olympics.

Should be an interesting story to watch unfold. I will keep you informed with what I hear on my end.

[laagamer]

Sounds legit. 

[Troutstanding]

Believable because Trout...

[Season Over]

Is this real life?

[m0nkey]

Can they take pujols instead?

[Tank]

Is this real life?

 

is this just fantasy?

caught in a landslide.

[Tank]

For those of you that follow me on twitter, you know that I am the president of my local chapter of the ASA (archery shooters association). Right after the incident today, the ASA twitter world started to blow up. Mike Trout was using technique and form that takes the average archer years to master. We have not seen that much natural ability since Brady Ellison burst on the scene and I think a guy of Brady's status needs no introduction. My inside sources tell me that a lot of bigwigs in the industry are going to throw a lot of cash at Trout to make a run at the '16 Olympics.

Should be an interesting story to watch unfold. I will keep you informed with what I hear on my end.

 

what did geena davis have to say about it? when it comes to all things archery, her opinion matters to me. 

 

in essence, if she's okay with it, then so am i.

[Docwaukee]

what people didn't realize was that after Trout shot his arrow, he ran to second and caught it. 

[Tank]

what people didn't realize was that after Trout shot his arrow, he ran to second and caught it. 

 

satchel page used to say he was so quick that he could turn off the light and be in bed before it was dark. with how quick trout is, catching his own arrow at second is a walk in the park.

[tomsred]

satchel page used to say he was so quick that he could turn off the light and be in bed before it was dark. with how quick trout is, catching his own arrow at second is a walk in the park.

 

 

Satchel practicing.....

 

[Hollyw00d]

satchel page used to say he was so quick that he could turn off the light and be in bed before it was dark. with how quick trout is, catching his own arrow at second is a walk in the park.

I thought Rickey said that

[Lou]

is this just fantasy?

caught in a landslide.

no escape from reality

[Hollyw00d]

is this just fantasy?

caught in a landslide.

no escape from aw reality

[The God of Runs]

Future hall of famer in two sports

[CaliAngel]

Is there anything Trout can't do?

[Rochambeau]

Hit a letter high fastball?

[YouthofToday]

I'm worried if they test his DNA somebody will discover that he is, in fact, a member of an alien race that has evolved over 1.5 billion years to become nearly perfect to play baseball, thus making him Ineligible to play in MLB to an unwritten rule.

On the positive side it would prove we are not alone in the universe.

[Stradling]

I'd rather be a lone in the universe.

[Amazing Larry]

I'm worried if they test his DNA somebody will discover that he is, in fact, a member of an alien race that has evolved over 1.5 billion years to become nearly perfect to play baseball, thus making him Ineligible to play in MLB to an unwritten rule.

On the positive side it would prove we are not alone in the universe.

He's the lone survivor from the planet Troutooine.

[The God of Runs]

He's the lone survivor from the planet Troutooine.

Mike Trout is a Jedi

[Turd Ferguson]

If not for the diminished quiver to bow speed that Pujols has exhibited the past few seasons, we might have had one helluva duo.

[Splint7438]

Satchel Paige used to say about buck Johnson that he was " so fast that he could hit a line drive past his ear and it would hit him in the ass as he was sliding into second".

[ettin]

No nock on other players but Trout's string of excellent games really forces other teams to not quarrel with Mike, bow down and brace themselves against the wall, all the while quivering in ecstasy to his greatness.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Hey SteveStevens,

 

Any word on his hand speed and technique at other things?

[Ray McKigney]

Trout does enjoy hunting in the off-season. Not sure if he does it with bow and arrow or guns though. Maybe both. Either way, those animals know they're completely f***ed when they feel his presence approaching. 

Edited July 22, 2014 by Ray McKigney