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| Chuck Richter | Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ~Ted Williams | | |
| Chuck Richter | A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. ~M*A*S*H, Klinger, "Bug-Out," 1976 | | |
| Chuck Richter | There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971 | | |
| Chuck Richter | I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us. ~Walt Whitman | | |
| Chuck Richter | That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart | | |
| Chuck Richter | Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you. ~Reggie Jackson | | |
| RallyMo | "You may run like Mays, but you hit like ****." Lou Brown, Indians Manager (Major League) | | |
| Angels2004 | If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry | | |
| Angels2004 | A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart | | |
| Angels2004 | It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one. ~Chuck Tanner | | |
| Angels2004 | Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated. ~Author Unknown | | |
| Angels2004 | What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray | | |
| Angels2004 | Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width. ~Bill Veeck, 1975 | | |
| Angels2004 | Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk." ~Author Unknown | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. | | |
| BaseballMom | With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts. Despair.com | | |
| Geoff Stoddart | Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside of it. - David Lee Roth | | |
| Eric | "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper." - Benjamin Franklin | | |
| bruinman74 | "If you build it, he will come." - voice to Kevin Costner | | |
| Mulwin444 | "Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member" - The Groucho Letters | | |
| Mulwin444 | I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx | | |
| Mulwin444 | A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx | | |
| Chuck Richter | Chuck: Outstanding job with regards to the Top 50 Angels Prospect Report and I mean that. I will take this and present it in front of our scouts and be able to use it as a reference point for meetings. Quite a compliment to you guys that we would be able to use this as a starting point for our scouts at the meetings. I really think you guys are really close especially on the top 6-7 guys. - Eddie Bane on Angelswin.com Top 50 Prospects List | | |
| bruinman74 | "Play Ball!" - The Umpire | | |
| bruinman74 | "Take me out to the ball game." - 7th inning stretch | | |
| Victheghost | "Mr. Friendly Eraser. Mr. Friendly Arrived! He always stays near you and steals in your mind to lead you to a good situation. We are ecologically minded. This package will self-destruct in Mother Earth." - Ad for an eraser made in Japan | | |
| Chonito | When I made Mike the No. 1 catcher, the writers came to me and said, '(Competing catcher) Steve Yeager said you made Scioscia the No. 1 catcher because he's Italian.' I said, 'That's a lie. I made him the No. 1 catcher because I'm Italian.' - Tommy Lasorda on making MS #1 catcher for the Dodgers | | |
| Chonito | The one collision that absolutely I got hit harder than anybody else was Chili Davis in 1986 when he was with the Giants. Chili plays hard; he's 6' 3", looks like Apollo Creed, got a nice lean. I saw stars. That was the hardest I've been hit, including my years of playing football. It was a heck of a collision . . . He was out that time. We were both out. - Mike Scioscia | | |
| Chonito | They called and asked if I'd be interested in doing it, and it so happened that it was my favorite show. I was excited . . . Every year I get a (residual) check for like $4 . . . I cash 'em. I don't want to mess up their accounting department.- Mike Scioscia on his appearance on The Simpson's Show | | |
| BaseballMom | I hated to bat against Drysdale. After he hit you he'd come around, look at the bruise on your arm and say, 'Do you want me to sign it?' - Mickey Mantle | | |
| BaseballMom | You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth. - Mickey Mantle | | |
| mtangelsfan | Come on Ron, anybody could hear that ball was outside-Micky Rivers to umpire Ron Luciano on being called out on a Nolan Ryan Fastball. | | |
| Chuck Richter | "First time I played catch with Nick [Adenhart], he threw a changeup and it hit me in the knee. He's got unbelievable stuff. This guy could be a Cy Young Award winner someday." -- pitching prospect Steve Marek | | |
| American Angel | Who goofed? I've got to know! - Howard Cosell | | |
| Gambit92 | Taka Tanaka: (Speaking in Japanese) Is a duck's ass water tight ? Manager Gus Cantrell: Well basically, yes.... | | |
| American Angel | 47% of all statistics are made up on the spot - Author Unknown | | |
| GlenM | Africa! They're bound to have food there. Homer Simpson | | |
| GlenM | How's your wife and my kids? - Heywood, from the movie Major League | | |
| GlenM | Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head? - Major League | | |
| st1ckboy | Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! ---Crash Davis (Bull Durham) | | |
| st1ckboy | I give you a gift, you're gonna stand here and show up my pitcher? Run, dummy!----Crash Davis (Bull Durham) | | |
| Gambit92 | "He pitched like someone introduced him to the sport that afternoon and got him drunk before he took the mound. No pitch was consistently over the plate except for the ones that ricocheted off those in attendance..." Mulwin444 describing Dustin Moseley's 1st start of 2008 | | |
| Chonito | The price of wanting more is the loss of what you already had.-Chonito | | |
| respect the halo | I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. (Mitch Hedberg) | | |
| Troll Daddy | I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby | | |
| Troll Daddy | If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it. ~Dick Allen, on artificial turf, 1970 | | |
| Troll Daddy | A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. ~William C. Feather | | |
| Troll Daddy | Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. ~Jackie Robinson | | |
| respect the halo | I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon | | |
| respect the halo | "OOOOOOOPS" --- Justin Speier, 9:41 pm - April 8, 2008 | | |
| fan_since79 | "Let’s all take a deep breath as we go to the most dramatic ninth inning (1956 World Series : Don Larsen Perfect Game) in the history of baseball. I’m going to sit back, light up, and hope I don’t chew the cigarette to pieces." - Vin Scully | | |
| SO CAL HALOS FAN | "Do you think I sent the Raiders a Christmas card? Well, actually I did, to congratulate them on a fine year. I also included a picture of mistletoe, hovering over my rear end." Mike Shanahan | | |
| pattimelt | "I got my pimp walk back" - Torii Hunter | | |
| fan_since79 | "(Nolan) Ryan's the only guy who puts fear in me. Not because he could get me out, but because he could kill me. You just hoped to mix in a walk so you could have a good night and go 0-for-3." - Reggie Jackson | | |
| Chonito | "Yeah, kicking the wall. I don't want to kick the wall anymore, jam my toe. We call it toe jam (laughs). Pretty bad."- Torii Hunter on hurting his toe at Safeco Field | | |
| Chonito | "Oh, actually after I hit a grand slam, I think Jered Weaver put that in my locker and hung him on a bat. After I hit a grand slam to win a game, he said "You're finally an Angel and the monkey loves you!" (laughs) So that's pretty funny."- Torii Hunter on the Rally Monkey | | |
| SO CAL HALOS FAN | Who's pitching Thursday? Me, get there early.......by Chris Bootcheck | | |
| Chonito | "I just call him 'Web Gem,' " Wood said. "He's a heck of a shortstop."- Brandon Wood on Eric "The Flash Nasty" Aybar | | |
| Chonito | "To be in that kind of company is very honoring," Saunders said. "I'm proud of myself to be able to do that."~ Joe Saunders on becoming only the 2nd pitcher in Angels' history (Tanana-1978) to go 5-0 in April | | |
| Torridd | Ernie Capadino: They'll pay you 75 dollars a week. Kit Keller: We only make 30 at the dairy. Ernie: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it? | | |
| HaloNArizona | "They're not used to DHing," hitting coach Mickey Hatcher said. "They're doing the best they can to get ready by stretching, hitting in the cages to keep loose. I don't know . . . " | | |
| SO CAL HALOS FAN | I Don't know why our DH's aren't hitting! I'm just the Hitting Coach. by Mickey Hatcher | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | "I learned early on you let baseball people make the baseball decisions. What am I going to tell him anyway?' - Arte Moreno | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | I don’t always know what I’m talking about, but I know I’m right. - Muhammad Ali | | |
| Geoff Stoddart | “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” - Tiger Woods | | |
| GlenM | "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my music lound, and my homosexuals fa-LAY-ming!" Homer Simpson/tin00can | | |
| Torridd | "And I don't give a darn!!!" "Ohhhh, he's our shortstop." - From Who's On First? | | |
| Chonito | For Angels fans, the night ended on the happiest of all notes as hated White Sox catcher A. J. Pierzynski, who had taunted them with a pair of doubles by barely beating the tag at second each time, took the game-ending third strike. ~Dan Weber- Press Enterprise | | |
| lovetheangels | "Beer in the bleachers is $8.50. I can go around the corner and get one for a buck-and-half" --Arte Moreno | | |
| mancini79 | "The fans own the team. I'm the economic caretaker." - Arte Moreno | | |
| mancini79 | "You don't need those investors. Here's my money." - Arte Moreno to the Diamondbacks, then turned down his offer. Shortly after Arte bought the Angels. | | |
| HaloNArizona | If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by. | | |
| HaloNArizona | Living in Hollywood is like Granola, what aint fruits and nuts is flakes - Gallagher | | |
| Gambit92 | OOOOOOOPS, I gave up another late inning homer " --- Justin Speier 9:58 pm - June 18th, 2008 | | |
| howielujah | Randy Wolf after surrendering 3 runs in 3.1 innings and 13 men on the bases: "My stuff was fine," he told the San Diego Union-Tribune after the game. "I didn't have a clue where it was going." | | |
| bruinman74 | "WTF are we arguing about?" - BaseballMom | | |
| Long Reliever | "My dream is to see every Dodger player get injured this year."-- Random poster on ESPN | | |
| skills | "Torii got here and they swept the (crap) out of them." - Torii Hunter on sweeping the Red Sox, twice. | | |
| AngelsOwnAll | I Came Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum...And I'm All Out Of Bubblegum. - They Live | | |
| jwbrown77 | "The only thing you know about pitching is that you can't hit it." - Bob Gibson to Tim McCarver during a mound visit. | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | "The Yankees? Who cares? That ain't my side of town. I'm from the West Coast. West Side!" - Torii Hunter | | |
| GlenM | (Referring to Kevin Youklis) "He looks like he smells like Axe and Doritos." - Eric | | |
| Chonito | "There's no such thing as things going too good. It's just good or bad, and right now it's all good."~ Torii Hunter | | |
| Chonito | "It's an Angels world right now, and the Yankees are just getting called out in it." ~ Gregg Patton (Press-Enterprise) | | |
| Chonito | "We're not the perfect baseball club. We've got the big piece in the middle now." ~ Mike Scioscia | | |
| Ten Ocho Recon Scout | We're completely surrounded. Good, now we can attack in every direction, the bastards won't get away this time! - Chesty Puller | | |
| Ten Ocho Recon Scout | "I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent on this ballclub." "Well you can forget about Dorn because he's just high priced." | | |
| HaloNArizona | Don't let your character change color with your environment, find out who you are and let it stay its TRUE color. ~ Rachel Joy Scott | | |
| HaloNArizona | I will not be label as average - Rachel Joy Scott | | |
| Chonito | "Tex has been everything we expected. He's playing good defense, he's hitting great. Even when we were struggling, he's still going, like the Energizer Bunny." ~ Torii Hunter | | |
| VictoriousGhost | "I like to drink booze" | | |
| Blarg | "Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools." - RAF Pilot Sir Douglas Bader | | |
| Biergott | "Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -Mike Royko | | |
| Biergott | "It's only wrong if you get caught" -Tool | | |
| Biergott | "Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything." -Toby Harrah | | |
| Biergott | "What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No cubs." -Harry Caray | | |
| Rochambeau | "You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat." - Roger Kahn, Boys of Summer | | |
| Rochambeau | "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men." - Abraham Lincoln | | |
| Chonito | "Vladdy, he's one of the best hitters of all time and he showed it tonight. He's one of my favorite hitters of all time because he just doesn't care. No mechanics. It's all hand-eye coordination and he does it well -- with the best of them." ~ Torii Hunter | | |
| bruinman74 | "It sucks big ass donkey balls." - BaseballMom | | |
| Bobster7587 | "I would be heading out the door and mom would yell 'Honey, don't forget your lunch! Good luck at your game!' And I would just growl at her and walk out." -Mr. Grit, Darin Erstad | | |
| Sutro | Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. George Carlin | | |
| Sutro | Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk." | | |
| Sutro | "You don't face (Nolan) Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight." - Reggie Jackson | | |
| Sutro | "You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up." Gene Mauch | | |
| Sutro | These days baseball is different. You come to spring training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up. Dave Winfield | | |
| vlad27 | "Chone Figgins- gettin' figgy wit' it at third base"- rex hudler | | |
| nero | I don't know where the Red Sox Nation is, I just wish Bush would invade it. | | |
| nero | I only drink to make my friends seem interesting. | | |
| Sutro | Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you are off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you are in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking. Gene Mauch | | |
| bruinman74 | "But this handwringing suicidal buttfest is older than Lauren Bacall in a high school gym."-VictoriousGhost | | |
| victor | "Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. " G.B. Shaw | | |
| Blarg | Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ~ Will Rogers | | |
| RunPettisRun | "Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it."-Robert E Lee | | |
| RunPettisRun | "When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing, and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank, we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish." Dwight Eisenhower | | |
| pattimelt | "I'll sign inside-- I have to go get my workout on"-- Dustin Moseley, 3/15/09 | | |
| casmonkey | "There's no reason not to!!!!!" - Beer Salesmen at Tempe Diablo Stadium | | |
| tomsred | "Doug Eddings Sleeps with the Fishes" - Sign at Angels Stadium after the Chicago post season loss. | | |
| Chonito | "If we're wrong on this guy, then it will be the worst miss we've ever had here." ~ Mike Scioscia on Kendry Morales (KMo!) | | |
| nero | "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having." - Mitch Hedberg | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | "I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for $3,000. That bothered my dad at the time because he didn't have that kind of dough. But he eventually scraped it up." - Bob Uecker | | |
| PercySquint | Baseball is the greatest sport because it perfectly combines 3 major elements- athletic skill, strategy, and dumb stupid luck. | | |
| PercySquint | "We've got all the confidence in the world in our bullpen. We want the game to come down to us getting the job done". -Scot Shields 4/17/09 | | |
| PercySquint | "Run" -fortune in fortune cookie from Golden Dragon restaurant, Costa Mesa, Oct. '08 | | |
| Sonador | "How can a guy win a game if you don't give him any runs?" - after losing a game 15-0 ~ Robert "Bo" Belinsky | | |
| adenhart34 | "DOUG DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE F#@%ING US??" - Sign at Angels Stadium, 2005 ALCS. | | |
| adenhart34 | "That's a lot of money to pay a guy to back me up!" - Robb Quinlan on the Teixeira trade | | |
| Kylethebighalofan | To Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems- Homer Simpson | | |
| Tad | "Look, I mind! The Dude minds man! This will not stand, this aggression will not stand man!" -The Big Lebowksi | | |
| Tad | "Does anybody here not give a SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!" -The Big Lebowski | | |
| Chonito | "That was the play of the game," Saunders said. "That was the savior." ~Joe Saunders on Figgy's 8th inning play at 3B that saved Joe's 1st career CG SO~May 9, 2009 | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | "That's a shame..." Hud's sarcastic reaction to learning that Josh Beckett would not pitch against the Angels in the next homestand. | | |
| Steve | "Fundamentals are a crutch of the talentless" - Kenny Powers | | |
| Chonito | “Only in America can you go to the store, pick out anything you want, put it in the cart and take it home. Praise Him.” Rex Hudler on grocery shopping~May 14, 2009 | | |
| socaliente | "In the 7th inning, the fans get up and sing 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game', and you're already there. It's really a stupid thing to say"--Larry Anderson | | |
| socaliente | "Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa"-- Bob Veale | | |
| socaliente | "I have so many splinters from sitting on the bench that if somebody struck a match, I might catch fire" Billy Grabarkewitz | | |
| socaliente | "If I ever decided to do a book, I've already got the title-The Bases Were Loaded and So Was I"-Jim Fregosi | | |
| socaliente | "I need her like Custer needs Indians" Bo Belinsky on his breakup with Mamie Van Doren | | |
| socaliente | "My only regret in life is that I can't sit in the stands and watch me pitch" Bo Belinsky | | |
| socaliente | "The cops picked me up on a street at 3:00am and fined me $500 for being drunk and $100 for being with the Phillies"- Bob Uecker | | |
| socaliente | "Baseball players are smarter then football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"-Jim Bouton | | |
| Chonito | "He hit that wall hard, but that's the way Torii plays. It was a heck of a catch. Every day, he seems to do something better than the last day."~Mike Scioscia on Torii Hunter's catch~May 24~Dodger Stadium | | |
| Chonito | "When the ball's hit in the air, we're getting to the point where we just assume he's going to catch everything," ~ Q on Torii Hunter (after TH slams into wall at Dodger Stadium) | | |
| mikecheck1212 | "So if i am pitching to a good fastball hitter, should i throw him a bad fastball?" Larry Andersen | | |
| SO CAL HALOS FAN | With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts. - Author Unknown | | |
| Chonito | "Sean can play any position except pitch in my mind." ~Eddie Bane (Thursday June 11, 2009 (AW Live Chat With Eddie Bane) | | |
| Fullerton | "You can wish in one hand, crap (edited for language) in the other and see which one fills first." (Burgess Meredith) | | |
| bruinman74 | What's funny is that's my fraternity brother in the white angel's jersey to the right of left (My left). - snlu146 describing photo | | |
| Halo | "you have a round... surface with a baseball... trying to hit... the meat... of a barrel... of a bat" - Jose Mota | | |
| bruinman74 | And didn't Reagins satisfy all the trade porn fans last year with the Texiera blockbuster? yk9000 | | |
| pattimelt | "Thank God they're getting out of here," Twins right fielder Denard Span said. "The last two days, they were just pretty much stealing our lunch money."- After the Angels swept a 3 game series in Minnesota.. | | |
| notherhalo | "All last year we tried to teach him Fernando Valenzuela English, and the only word he learned was million. " - Tommy Lasorda | | |
| notherhalo | "He (Fernando Valenzuela) wants Texas back (in respect to his contract demands)." - Tommy Lasorda | | |
| notherhalo | "No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack | | |
| notherhalo | “Nobody throws harder than Nolan Ryan. Not even God.” — George Scott | | |
| notherhalo | "Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of Old Timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times." - Bob Uecker | | |
| notherhalo | "I led the league in "Go get 'em next time." - Bob Uecker | | |
| albacore | "C'mon, throw a strike, you bum!" Anonymous fan in the stands at Chicago Cellular Field when a White Sox pitcher struggled | | |
| albacore | "We learn in life by getting our asses kicked. It is best to learn to kick your own ass." Mike Magnuson in the book "Heft on Wheels" | | |
| albacore | "You know, I've probably gotten more mileage winning 28 games in the majors than most guys who've won 200," Bo Belinsky, | | |
| albacore | "That pitch killed him." Donny Moore's agent on the most infamous pitch in Angels history. | | |
| albacore | "Far and away, the best prize life has to offer is to work hard at work that is worth doing." -Theodore Roosevelt | | |
| Puckfiend | "Avoid the clap." - Jimmy Dugan | | |
| SamSanchez | "Let the bears pay the Bear Tax! I pay the Homer Tax!" "Dad, that's the Home-OWNER'S Tax!" - Simpsons | | |
| pattimelt | "Chuck Finley is more important than a beer!!" - Eric at Throwbacks 8/25/09 | | |
| nero | "Douchebag" is just Internet for unlikeable. - LightTheHalo | | |
| Richard | "He looked like the Great Gazoo from the Flintstones." —OF Torii Hunter, on Mets 3B David Wright wearing a new batting helmet with thicker protection. | | |
| American Angel | "Hurdle the mouth!" - Halo Thunder | | |
| Chonito | "They were definitely talking. We'll let them do that. We're worried about winning games. We notice that kind of stuff, for sure, but nothing needed to be said (now). We try to fly flags. We don't talk." ~ John Lackey reply to Ian Kinsler's comment to "Get the @#$% off our field" | | |
| AngelClipperFanInOz | "All season Scioscia had driven this point home to his players: there was no bringing Adenhart back, but they could keep his memory alive by winning. After they clinched the division, he told them, 'This is the first step,'” - NY Times | | |
| Chonito | "We 86ed the Redsox" ~ Angels Talk caller after the sweep in the ALDS, Oct. 11, 2009 | | |
| pattimelt | He is Mike Scioscia, from Upper Darby, Pa., by way of Hell. | | |
| Brian Ilten | "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby | | |
| Brian Ilten | "Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist." - Rogers Hornsby | | |
| BigAFan91 | "Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work!? It just does."-Joe Dirt's Dad | | |
| BigAFan91 | "In Football you get a penalty, in Baseball you make an Error...OOOPS!"-George Carlin | | |
| Silenc1013 | All pitchers are liars or crybabies. Yogi Berra | | |
| Silenc1013 | How can you think and hit at the same time? Yogi Berra | | |
| Silenc1013 | During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. Al Gore | | |
| angel.fan61 | "Strikeouts are strikeouts, but, I mean, what’s the difference between a three-pitch strikeout and a three-pitch ground ball? I don’t think there is any difference." Joe Saunders...October 2009 | | |
| angel.fan61 | Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra | | |
| angel.fan61 | "Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things". Robert Frost | | |
| angel.fan61 | "The way I figured it, I was even with baseball and baseball with me. The game had done much for me, and I had done much for it". Jackie Robinson | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | "Yesterday, there were rallies for me in cities across the country, including Chicago. You can tell things are bad when even Cubs fans feel sorry for you." - Conan O'Brien | | |
| Troll Daddy | "Don't think. It can only hurt the ballclub." - Durham Bulls catcher Crash Davis | | |
| Troll Daddy | "Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Dodgers, Astros, Brewers, A's & Angels pitcher Don Sutton | | |
| mancini79 | “I think I already made a huge splash with (Hisanori) Takahashi” - Reagins | | |
| IEBRUIN | "i want to make sure you understand it to my satisfaction." - Daddy Tank | | |
| Chuck Richter | Dyslexics Of The World Untie. | | |
| Mile High Dreams | "Satisfaction is for those left behind." - Jim Streifel | | |
| Chilidaviseyez | 'I'm going home, to the Fall League, and I'm going to get married and give my wife the wedding and honeymoon she deserves and will never forget." -- Brandon Wood | | |
| Tad | "C'mon Mauer, put your skirt into it, this is The Show! Not ladies night at the Deluth Putt & Hut." - PS3 Commercial for MLB The Show: 2011 | | |
| pattimelt | "Gorgeous Bourjos bunt" -- Vin Scully, 03/28/2011 TV Broadcast | | |
| Blarg | I find pessimism a cowardly trait as it seems to me that it is simply an excuse never to face disappointment. ~ Chonito | | |
| IEBRUIN | Trust me, I know Kaz on a personal level. We grew up together and still to this day we drink brews and play xbox. He is playing us all right now and playing the MLB. He is going to drop the hammer in a big way once the season starts. -PacoimaAngelFan | | |
| Adam | "My mom is swell." - Victor | | |
| Halo | "He's probably not going to hit .300, but he shouldn't be hitting .200." - Mike Scioscia talking about Jeff Scioscia | | |
| Tad | "Today I went to check my mail, the name on the envelope said Screw Carey! The other day, I went to go get my mail again, it said Drew Fairy!" -Drew Carey | | |
| casmonkey | "Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic." | | |
| Tad | "Oh Yeah! Sure! You Betcha!" - The Kinetic King from America's Got Talent | | |
| angelsmania32 | "We're just going to take it one game at a time" -Mike Scioscia | | |
| Blarg | "How much more do you need?" Weaver said during the press conference. "Could have got more, whatever. Who cares? If $85 million is not enough to take care of my family and generations to come, then I'm pretty stupid." | | |
| mancini79 | "I never played this game for money purposes, I played it for love and for championships." - Jered Weaver | | |
| nato2k | "Weaver is better then Koufax." - Angels25 | | |
| Angelsscrapper | "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." | | |
| albacore | "Hey, quit smiling! Get that smile off your face, you bum!" -Anonymous Red Sox fan to Bobby Abreu right before he knocked in the go-ahead runs in the 13th inning on 5 May 2011 http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14484749 | | |
| lhalo | "I'll give a kid an autograph no matter what car dealership I'm at." - Ralston Schmidt | | |
| Scott34 | ”Sports do not build character, they reveal it." -John Wooden | | |
| king bumi | "GMJ laughs at those who play Angry Birds pro bono." -the dude abides | | |
| laagamer | "Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball." -- Woodie Held's advice to pitchers at the plate. | | |
| Geoff Stoddart | The landscape of politics is always painted with a broad brush. - SpiritOf2002 | | |
| the dude abides | "Now I'm a bereaver" - RallyMo commenting on the death of Davy Jones | | |
| Stradling | "Anything ever said by HaloThunder" | | |
| PercySquint | "I threw the ball just as hard at the end of my career as I did at the beginning. It just didn't go as fast". -Mitch Williams | | |
| Stradling | Every time I am attacked on a message board, I'm reminded that arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded. ---Sonador | | |
| the dude abides | "I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a little teary eyed watching him hug his dad. Made me feel like calling my dad....but I just got another beer instead." soCALkid on Weaver's no-hitter postgame celebration | | |
| laagamer | "Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher in baseball. He always seems to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs." - St. Louis Catcher Tim McCarver | | |
| Geoff Stoddart | "The old saying goes ... play good enough till last out until also something good happens for you." -- Jose Mota | | |
| skram | "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to know if they are real." --George Washington | | |
| BaseballMom | "EFF YEAH" ---Jered Weaver | | |
| AngelClipperFanInOz | "Just because you hate Wells doesn't make Bourjos better than him," - Torridd, July 18, 2012. | | |
| albacore | "How can you not be romantic about baseball?"-Brad Pitt as Billy Beane in Moneyball. | | |
| dochalo | I told you guys back in June that this team was going no where and I was ridiculed for it. Seriously this a terrible team that is terrible at everything except Trout and Weaver, I didn't know how you guys couldn't see it. - dken | | |
| Ray McKigney | "Those Yankees are real turds." - Tanner Boyle | | |
| nato2k | "I made the post, thought about it, got attacked and apologized. I'm probably a better person than you in every humanly way possible. It's not like I said I was happy he got hurt, it was just a stupid use of words." -HalosofAnaheim | | |
| yvangelfan | "If you try to figure out baseball, it'll make you crazy" ---Ernesto Frieri | | |
| Halosmash95 | “[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.” A. Bartlett Giamatti, “The Green Fields of the Mind” | | |
| calscuf | Face. | | |
| nato2k | "Compare, less money put to Sanchez or Dempster + Trumbo vs more money put to Hamilton - Trumbo + the SP (from Trumbo traded)." - HaloThunder | | |
| Geoff Stoddart | "The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love." - Bryant Gumbel | | |
| ScottyAllenLAAI | It's a long, cold offseason and if it weren't for hot stove and prospects, we'd all freeze. - Scotty Allen | | |
